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1. Status_Single_816
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 8:26pm UTC
   Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
   Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes. Lesbihonest.
   Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
   Fat Amy: Wait... what?
   Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
   Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!
   
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2. Status_Single_816
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   February 5, 2013 8:22pm UTC
   I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure.
   I make mistakes.
   I am out of control and at sometimes hard to handle.
   But if you can't handle me at my worst,
   then you absolutely don't deserve me at my best…
   
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3. Status_Single_816
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   February 3, 2013 5:26pm UTC
   They tell you that you're lucky but your so confused
   cause you don't feel pretty, you just feel used
   
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4. Status_Single_816
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   January 28, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   I like poetry, long walks on te beach, and poking dead things with a stick
   
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5. Status_Single_816
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   January 28, 2013 5:19pm UTC
   Legend has it that if you can't fall asleep at night it means your awake in someone else's dreams :)
   
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6. Status_Single_816
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   January 27, 2013 9:33am UTC
   When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it ❤
   
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7. Status_Single_816
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   January 26, 2013 12:39am UTC
   Follow for A Follow!
   
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8. Status_Single_816
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   January 26, 2013 12:29am UTC
   Shes with him... I'm in the backseat, I know it's not right but it hurts when they're laughing.
   
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9. Status_Single_816
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   January 25, 2013 11:54pm UTC
   What makes you so beautiful is you don't know how beautiful you are, to me ❤
   
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10. Status_Single_816
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    January 25, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    I just looked on his profile.... 3 little words
    In. A. Relationship.
    
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11. Status_Single_816
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    January 25, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    Guys...
    He's perfect... ❤
    
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    January 25, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    Best Feeling in the World #4
    Coming inside to a fire after a day in the snow ❤
    
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    January 25, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    Ever want to just go over to someone and give them a hug....
    
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    January 25, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Love will always find a way ❤
    
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15. Status_Single_816
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    January 23, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    my dad: why do you like one dimension so much?
    me: it's one direction.
    my dad: oh, well one dimension sounds better.
    me: *rolls eyes
    
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16. Status_Single_816
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    January 18, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Ok, now lesi-honest
    -Pitch Perfect (;
    
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    January 18, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic that we adore the ones who ignore us. And we ignore the ones who adore us. Also how we get hurt by people we love but we hurt the people who love us? ❤
    
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    January 18, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Ain't nobody got time for that!
    
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    January 18, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    *Me and my brother talking about my boyfriend*
    Brother: He should marry your face
    Me: why?
    Brother: So when he gets mad at you he at slice your face off.... Wait, but if he's just marrying your face then your face would already be cut off.... I need to talk to you your boyfriend as soon as possible!
    
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    January 18, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    My life was perfect and organized until you came and turned everything around ❤
    
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