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LoveWillAlwaysBeForever

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    “One day my girlfriend asked me:
    ‘how much do you love me?’
    I just answered:
    'from here'
    and she didn't get it.
    two years later we broke up
    and a month later i text her:
    '...to here.'
    and she didn’t get it though.”


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Sticking up for random people
    Because the other person annoys you

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    passenger on the titanic: captain, is the ship sinking?
    captain: no, it's doing a f/cking wheely.

  5. iLUV2LAUGH iLUV2LAUGH
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    A Conversation With God.
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ... ... ...
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Hmmm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

  6. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 3:47pm UTC
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    afrooo stylee.

  7. maggiekarabinos maggiekarabinos
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 11:59am UTC
    plot twist: he likes you back <33

  8. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    When Harry Potter ended, it was like
    a part of my childhood did too.
    When Twilight ended, it was like
    a part of my teenage years did too.
    I guess I have to grow up now.
    lol jk f/uck that,
    I'm never growing up.

  9. ubwbuifw7* ubwbuifw7*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love.♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    i got nothing to lose, why not. :)
    ♥ I wish this was true♥

  10. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    does anyone else have school this week
    or am i the only loser

  11. maggiekarabinos maggiekarabinos
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    Sometimes, the strongest of all relationships
    start out with two stragners saying, 'Hi,' and
    works it's way up to a lifetime.

    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    i cry everyday because i miss you

  12. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Dear heart,
    there's this guy that you want me to like but I don't want to. So can you please stop beating fast when you see him? ♥

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY
    YOU STILL LIKE ME.
    There's tons of pretty girls out there.
    » I don't have many friends,
    My face isn't flawless, i'm not a size 0.
    I'm socially awkward, & my pictures,
    n e v e r turn out perfect
    like others, so why me?

  14. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    i wish my shower was my boyfriend
    it doesn't judge me when it show it my body,
    it doesn't mind if i sing to it
    it washes away my makeup, telling met that im beautiful
    it doesnt mind seeing me naked
    it lets me see it for as long as i want
    it lets me cry on its shoulders
    it lets me change its body temperature so im confortable
    it washes away my insecurites

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    DEATH ENDS A LIFE, NOT A FRIENDSHIP.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    note to self:
    "don't worry, if it's supposed to happen, it will.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    My love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight.

  20. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Hearts like ours
    Are not designed
    TO BEAT SEPRATE FOR LONG
    (They have never been made )
    THAT WAY.

:)

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