A Conversation With God.
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ... ... ...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Hmmm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

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322 faves · 22 comments · Nov 20, 2012 7:18pm

beary0630 · 1 decade ago
This made me want to cry! Beautiful!
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ForeverStronger · 1 decade ago
I don't believe in god, but I love the message of everything happens for a reason and it could be worse. Seriously love it(:
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xoloveforeverxo21 · 1 decade ago
That was beautiful
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10210 · 1 decade ago
wow..this just made me think...this is so truee!
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LiveLaughHockey · 1 decade ago
More quotes should be like this.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Lol no
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ImSailingAway · 1 decade ago
I signed in to fave this:)
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justmyself · 1 decade ago
Love <3
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
Omg I LOVE this(:
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glassygirl189 · 1 decade ago
Love this <3
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LittleRavingSquirrel · 1 decade ago
I love this quote :D
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Oh. I figured all those things happened because he was busy saving a poor kid in a developing country's life.
It's not meant to be sarcastic or anything. It's just how I thought the quote would go.
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LoveThisBoy · 1 decade ago
I think the same. But this quote stills being really cute :)
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livingafairytale · 1 decade ago
cant even tell you how much i love this quote
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WPiC123 · 1 decade ago
THats great i love to see stuff like that keep it up
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
Can we please not post religion stuff on witty?
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converse97 · 1 decade ago
yes let's tell thousands of people what they're not allowed to post about because we would hate to upset you so listen up everybody do not post religious quotes it will ruin a minute of this dear child's life god bless sorry i mean god do not bless i wouldn't want to be offensive
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
Sorry you took it that much to heart. But I am not religious, and if I posted a long quote saying that I succeeded in life without God's help, you would probably all tell me I was ungrateful and being extremely offensive etc. I simply asked if we could not do that. Your sarcasm and arrogance was not needed. Sorry for having an opinion.
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converse97 · 1 decade ago
I might reply telling you I disagree, but I wouldn't tell you what you are and aren't supposed to post just to fit my needs. If you had an opinion you could state why you disagree, I mean all they were doing was posting their opinion, too.
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WPiC123 · 1 decade ago
u don t gotta read it hon u can scroll over it :)
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squishy128 · 1 decade ago
<3
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An'* · 1 decade ago
<3
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