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catchmeAdam

1. catchmeAdam
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 12:04pm UTC
   your lips on my lips,
   that's a merry merry christmas.
   
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2. catchmeAdam
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   December 12, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   I have a feeling that the day the world is supposed to end, that people are just all of a sudden going to actually start slipping on banana peels. I've never once seen it actually happen, but the apocalypse is just going to be lots of banana peels on the ground that people are going to slip on and crack their skulls open and die.
   Bananapocalpyse.
   
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3. catchmeAdam
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   December 10, 2012 4:46pm UTC
   it's just really hard
   to talk when you want to kill yourself.
   
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4. catchmeAdam
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   December 9, 2012 12:39pm UTC
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5. catchmeAdam
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   December 5, 2012 7:27pm UTC
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6. catchmeAdam
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   December 5, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   nothing is really lost until
   mom can't find it..
   
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7. catchmeAdam
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create
   the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever.
   
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8. catchmeAdam
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   November 24, 2012 5:01pm UTC
   grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
   me: no thanks grandma
   grandma: HERE'S YOUR APPLE
   
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9. catchmeAdam
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   mom: what do you want for christmas?
   me: band merch
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom: why can't you be a normal girl and wear dresses
   me: no
   mom:
   me:
   mom: okay. do you want kellin or the mexican guys
   
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10. catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    me: i'll just go on witty for a few minutes before bed
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: wait
    me: is that the sun
    
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11. catchmeAdam
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    November 24, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    & i know i always talk about wanting a boyfriend
    but i don't even know what i'd do if i had one.
    like what do you do just kiss him and leave him
    alone in a corner how often does it eat.
    
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12. catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 10:06am UTC
    plot twist: you're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
    plot twist: your hair looks great.
    plot twist: you're out with friends.
    plot twist: you're out.
    plot twist: friends.
    
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13. catchmeAdam
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    November 23, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    & i tried to shed my skin,
    to rid myself of the scars.
    but they were carved into my bones too..
    
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14. catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    odd numbers: i can't even.
    
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15. catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    copy and paste yourself into my bed.
    and delete your clothes while you're at it.
    (:
    
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16. catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    when a girl wants a kiss:
    they stare into your eyes biting their lip. they always wrap their arms around you. they play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move.
    when a guy wants a kiss:
    they hold you hand and always play with it. they stare into your eyes for a long time & they get close to your face.
    when i want a kiss:
    i stare at you from a distance and sob uncontollably because i'm ugly and no one likes me.
    
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17. catchmeAdam
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    November 19, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    how most of my sentences start:
    okay so
    basically
    omg
    no but seriously
    actually
    okay
    wow
    okay wow (or wow okay)
    wait
    but wait
    no wait
    guys
    oh wow
    so like
    
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18. catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    me: i'm so tired i could sleep for a year..
    me: gets in bed
    me: how was earth created
    me: i'm hungry
    me: who invented microwaves
    me: how does the internet even work
    me: i'm hungry
    me: feels bad about something i did four years ago
    me: remembers 43 unfinished tasks
    me: too wired to sleep
    
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19. catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Perfect
    has seven letters, and so does
    meeeeee
    coincidence?
    i think not.
    not mineee.
    
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20. catchmeAdam
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    October 28, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    What if satan was just dyslexic
    and he was actually santa this whole time...
    
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