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  1. smashie39 smashie39
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Ever notice how
    Each girl has a different way to move hair out of their face?

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Straightening my hair
    and it's not getting flat.. oops, *turns it on*

  3. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 11:12am UTC
    singing parts of songs that
    fit into your conversations.

  4. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    HEY UGLY!
    If you're reading this, I guarantee you shouldn't be.
    Because you aren't ugly. You are, however:
    ///////Gorgeous///////Beautiful///////Amazing///////
    Unique///////Strong///////Good enough///////Not ugly
    You may not be p e r f e c t , but who is?
    I know I'm not. But imperfection makes you beautiful.
    So keep on shining, gorgeous ♥

  5. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Girl language
    five minutes - half an hour
    nothing - something
    im just tired - im upset, hug me
    whatever - go die
    dont touch me - dont let go
    i hate you - please come back
    im fine - i need a hug
    go away - hold me tight
    i ignore you - give me your attention

  6. dolphinz00 dolphinz00
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:30am UTC
    we all have
    that one
    skinny friend
    that eates more
    [than an elephant]

  7. Kristen1998 Kristen1998
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    мy вeѕт ғrιendѕ dad jυѕт paѕѕed away ғroм cancer. ι тold нer тo jυѕт ĸeep нer нead нeld нιgн and тнaт we'll alwayѕ вe нere ғor нer. нer мoм ιѕ now a ѕιngle мoм wιтн ғιve lιттle gιrlѕ ѕнe нaѕ тo тaĸe care oғ. ғor every 'ғav' мy dadѕ worĸ ιѕ pυттιng ιn a dollar тowardѕ нer мoм and тнe cancer ғondaтιon.
    r.ι.p вιll. yoυ'll вe мιѕѕed. <3

  8. baman baman
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:05am UTC
    "But when you give to someone in need, don't let your left hand know wht your right hand is doing."
    - MATTHEW CHAPTER 6 VERSE 3

  9. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:11am UTC
    “I was quiet, a loner. I was one of those children where, if you put me in a room and gave me some crayons and a pencils, you wouldn’t hear from me for nine straight hours. And I was always drawing racing cars and rockets and spaceships and planes, things that were very fast that would take me away.”
    ― Gary Oldman

  10. Clare Clare
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Everyone has a chance.

  11. Summer_Evenings Summer_Evenings
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:21am UTC
    You messed with my life.
    I'm taking it back now.
    :]

  12. Clare Clare
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Love
    Isn’t about
    Finding the
    Perfect person.
    It’s about seeing
    An imperfect person
    Perfectly ♥

  13. SecretsForTheWorld_2 SecretsForTheWorld_2
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:48am UTC
    This is to all the girls
    Who think they're worthless. Who think they're ugly.
    Who think they're fat & who think they're too short or tall.
    You are worthful. You are beautiful.
    You are strong. Smile, gorgeous.

  14. CustardKid CustardKid
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Life is about kicking butt,
    Not kissing it'♥
    My friend told me about this quote.

  15. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:16am UTC
    Hearing
    your voice in a recording and thinking,
    Do I really sound like that?
    nmf

  16. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    we all know a girl who is
    drop-dead gorgeous
    She denies it, but she is s t u n n i n g ♥
    SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    even without make-up on
    she looks so pretty
    without even trying
    She's naturally beautiful,
    INSIDE AND OUT♥
    Wanna know who I'm talking about?
    YOU.

  17. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    $19.99
    Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money
    nmq

  18. Laura001 Laura001
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Hover your
    mouse over
    this quote

  19. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:39am UTC
    On Saturday night,
    The grade 12's at my school had their formal. There's this beautiful girl in their grade called Bella who's a model, and so many boys asked
    her to go with them. She said no to all of them, and ended up going with a boy she promised she'd go with in year six called Alex.
    He has autism.
    true story, although some people were pretty rude to them :/
    there's a photo of the lovely couple on my profile :)
    nmf

  20. TwinkleStar234 TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    99% of the world is
    stupid
    I'm just so glad I'm the other 2%
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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