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TwinkleStar234

1. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   Dear Board of Education,
   So are we
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2. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 12:50pm UTC
   Yelling someone's name
   in different voices until
   they hear you
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3. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC
   99% of the world is
   stupid
   I'm just so glad I'm the other 2%
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4. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 9:50am UTC
   *At the gym, boy starts
   doing sit-ups*
   Boy: 1... 2... 3...
   *Hot girl walks by*
   Boy: 154... 155... 156..
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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5. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 9:45am UTC
   One Direction Meet LMFAO
   'You don't know you're beautiful!'
   'Actually, I'm sexy and I know it.'
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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6. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2012 1:36pm UTC
   Best Prank Call Ever:
   'Hello, Dominos?'
   'Yes, how may I help you?'
   'What's the number to call Pizza Hut?'
   ;D
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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7. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2012 1:33pm UTC
   That mini heart attack you get
   when you miss a step on the stairs
   
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8. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2012 1:30pm UTC
   Things to do today:
   1. Get Up 2. Survive 3. Go Back To Bed
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. TwinkleStar234
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 5:59am UTC
   That incredibly sad moment When you realize a worksheet is double-sided. Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:51am UTC
    When you're stressed you eat:
    Ice Cream, Sweets, Chocolate & Cakes
    Why?
    Because stressed spelt backwards is DESSERTS
    Mind = Blown
    nmf, quote from twitter (Autocorrects)
    format by jimmy365
    
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11. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when...
    You think someone is joking but really, they're serious as hell. D:
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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12. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    How directioners get out of class:
    Teacher: everyone
    Me: Else in the room can see it
    Teacher: what?
    Me: makes you beautiful
    Teacher: Stop…
    Me: The tape and rewind oh, and if you walk away
    I know I’ll fade
    Teacher: If…
    Me: I’m louder, would you see me?
    Teacher: …
    Me: …
    Teacher: Get out!
    Me: Get out, Get out of my head!
    nmf, found the ‘how directioners get out of class’ on tumblr
    
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13. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Teacher: How do you spell perfection? Normal students: P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N Directioners: O-N-E D-I-R-E-C-T-I-O-N Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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14. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:20am UTC
    He who buys things he doesn't need Only steals from himself Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:19am UTC
    span style="color: #ffffff">Format by Sandrasaurus My computer once beat me at chess But it was no match for me at kick boxing Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:33am UTC
    Dear Hair, When I flip you please make sure You get One Direction overwhelmed Sincerely,I really want to marry them Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:42am UTC
    "I'm a ninja!"
    "No you're not"
    "Did you see me do that?"
    "What?"
    "Exactly"
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:37am UTC
    Never mistake my silence
    for weakness
    No one plans a murder out loud...
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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19. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:32am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    I'm the type of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
    Once when it's told
    The second time when someone explains it
    && five minutes later when I actually get it
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:26am UTC
    A friend is someone who believes in you When you have ceased to believe in yourself Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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