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ThatsSoMeee
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June 5, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I wonder
if anyone is secretly in love with me

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BeKaHlYnN
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May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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HakunaaMatata
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April 16, 2013 1:53pm UTC

A SMOOTH SEA NEVER MADE A SKILLFUL
sailor.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Whenever I sit down in a field
I automatically start pulling out grass.
Anyone else?

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CharliesTheName
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April 16, 2013 6:26pm UTC

HANNAH MONTANA
Mikayla: Well, you know where I'm gonna go?
Hannah: Down the toilet with the rest of your career?

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SelinTheBean*
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April 16, 2013 3:46pm UTC

;
a sentence an author could have ended, but chose not to.
you are the author; the sentence is your life.
stay strong.

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伤*
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April 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC

after 26.2 miles, she still looks just as beautiful. congratulations on another marathon mum, you're absolutely amazing and I can't imagine life without you. we had a guardian angel protecting our family today. the bombs went off a minute after my mother crossed the finish line and myself and the rest of my family were very close to the area. it was terrifying, but in those minutes I thought I'd lost my mother and my best friend forever, I realized just how precious life is. I thought I might never get to see her again and all I could think about was "how can I go on without her" and "I should've said I love you more". I realized that life can be taken from you at any moment and you need to remind others of how much you care about them every single day. A guardian angel was watching over our family today. thank you for keeping us safe and congrats on another great finish mum, I love you so much.
- Maddie

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sammy*
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April 16, 2013 4:54pm UTC

#PrayforBoston

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cujo*
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April 16, 2013 11:45am UTC

Fat. Fat was created not to be destroyed. It was created to protect your organs, muscles, and bones. Stop mutilating it for a ridiculous thigh gap. Go ahead and moderate your size, burn some calories, but don't kill what's keeping you safe.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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Vanessa15*
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April 16, 2013 6:22am UTC

" I Love being rejected" said no one ever.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:42pm UTC

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are
romeo and juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week.

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