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* Sabaism *

posted a quote
December 3, 2013 1:18am UTC

Witty Logic:
Wittian: Witty needs more members!
Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 9:56pm UTC

WE DID THE MASH '
*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*
WE DID THE MONSTER MASH
*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*
THE MONSTER MASH
*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 6:50pm UTC

she's like
COLD COFFEE
in the
morning

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:23am UTC

you should never stare directly at
the sun because staring is just plain rude

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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^_^*
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 10:57am UTC

An ugly personality can
easily destroy a pretty face.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 6:33am UTC

when i say that i get embarrassed when fictional characters do stupid stuff i don't mean that i roll my eyes and whisper 'you idiot'. i mean that i will pause the televison/throw the book across the room, bury my face in a pillow and make muffled noises of anguish into the pillow for several minutes, often while lying on the floor.

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*Pierre-Auguste*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 4:46pm UTC

QUESTION WHAT THE TV TELLS YOU
QUESTION WHAT A POP STAR SELLS
QUESTION MOM AND QUESTION DAD
QUESTION GOOD AND QUESTION BAD

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 4:48pm UTC

parent: why don't you come socialize with the family?
me: sits with family
me: gets insulted by entire family
me: goes back to bedroom

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 4:05pm UTC

White lips, pale face.
*drops bass* MOTHERF.UCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:03pm UTC

2 year old kid: *runs*
Family: LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE AN ATHLETE

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC

what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:32pm UTC

When I was younger, I thought
that the whole world was black and white when there were old TV shows

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 11:16am UTC

*at home* Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"
*out* Me: " I want to go home. i hate people

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

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bye*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Why do people have quiet and respectful funerals? When I die, I want my
ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thanks For The Memories" by, Fall Out Boy.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC

it's really cute
when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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