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EmilyxLovesxU
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January 18, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Liam: 19 = Mental age: 30.
Zayn: 20 = Mental age: 16.
Harry: 18 = Mental age: 10.
Niall: 19 = Mental age: 13.
Louis: 21 = Mental age: 5.
Accurate.

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dillygirl13
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January 18, 2013 3:12pm UTC

There is a girl I know who has
some disability problems, not
severely but she is different.
Nobody talks to her unless
their teasing her, I stand up for
her, but no one cares, but I do.
She is my friend. so no one
should go bullying her like that.
The people that do that to her
have no right to do what
do to her. So if you think of
bullying someone thats
different think of how they feel.

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HippsterPleaseee
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January 18, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Is it weird that I feel British when I drink tea?

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 8:51am UTC

Dear boys in my school ,
Please stop saying :
f.ck One Direcion
I'm TRYING!

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Dollface22
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:55pm UTC

tasted nutella for the
first time today
ALL THE WASTED
YEARS

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 2:31pm UTC

I'm in love with you.
AND ALL THESE LITTLE THINGS.

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MissTomlinson
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January 17, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Interviewer: "Who has a girlfriend, then?"
Zayn: "I have four boyfriends. Does that count?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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phee
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 3:51pm UTC

Sorry, I can't today.
My sister's friend's mother's
grandpa's brother's grandson's
uncle's fish died.
And yes, it was tragic.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 4:00pm UTC

*Calling my mom at work*
Me: *In an awful British accent* Mummy!
Her: Hi, dear.
Me: *Shoving cupcake in my mouth* These cupcakes are delicious.
Her:
Me: What time will you be home?
Me: I'm lonely!
Me: Don't forget to get me some toothpaste, my breath needs to be fresh!
Her:
Me: Seriously though, what time will you be home?
Her:
Me:
Her: Honey, I think you have the wrong number.
Me:
Her:
Me: Well...
Me: This is awkward..
Me: *Hangs up*
*Calls my mom*
Her: What?!
Me: Aha! This is my mummy!

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 4:57pm UTC

*meeting One Direction*
You: Hey boys, will you sign my album please? (Trying to be confident)
Them: Sure!
Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know, bro. Stay cool!
Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn... it's her! She's standing right in front of us!
Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow, I could scream right now!
Niall: OMFG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU! WE ALWAYS STALK YOUR TWITTER AND IMAGINE US MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
You: ...
Liam, Harry, Louis and Zayn: *facepalm*
Josh Devine: *Runs up to you* OMG GUYS IT'S HER!
Niall and Josh: *Scream and hug each other*
You: I love you!
Boys: *Faces light up*
Josh: NIALL, DID YOU HEAR THAT!?
Boys: *Jump over the table and hug you*
Zayn: Now... who gets to date her??
You: *wakes up*
You: *falls off your bed*
You: *hits your bed side table*
You: *dies*

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Sugarlollies78
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:52am UTC

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:56am UTC

The Song of The British Wittians
OOOOH the weather outside is frightful,
But the wifi is so delightful,
And since there's nothing but snoooowwwww,
Let us scroll, let us scroll, let us scroll.

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LauraStyles
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:52am UTC

The awkward moment when your trying to sign up to a website and it asks you to fill in a code to make sure your human... And your a unicorn....

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audreyann
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

-------------------------
The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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