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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

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Waffle
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC

I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC

there are mean parents
and then there are parents who
turn off the wifi at night
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

do you ever
make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
(Public School)

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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Connork11
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 5:43pm UTC

I swear, if I see one more status
about the snow, I will go on a
snowman-killing spree. Legit.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 5:31pm UTC

What if the .1% of germs that don't come off when using hand sanitizer eventually kill off all of humanity?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I would be
an awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

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creativeusername97
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 6:17pm UTC

Beyonce & Jay-Z
~
are expecting a baby.
that kid is gonna have everything.
....except a last name.
~facebook

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beliebinchances
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September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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rachvolleyelle4
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March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 14, 2011 4:12pm UTC

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RawrAndStuff
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 3:11pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you try to casually run your fingers through your hair, but your fingers get stuck
not my format

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twihard4eva1012
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC

Every single time
I have something amazing planned,
I either ;
A.) break out in zits.
B.) get my period.
C.) get sick.
or D.) have a bad hair day.
nmf

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Guys. He looked at me today.
You are all invited to our wedding.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 6:57pm UTC

*To-do list*
Become a teacher
whenever someone answers a question right, say "5 points to gryffindor"
anytime a student is tapping their pencil or pen, chuck it out the window
scare the sh/t outa students mondays by saying "time to present your projects" when there aren't any
pair up partners by who has a crush on who
whenever I see students in public, stop them and make them answer a question
whenever I see students parents, tell them they are doing a fabulous job just to embaress them
make sure to have students reveiw by answer questions in a british accent
go in one day and pretend I can't hear a word they are saying, and watch as they all start yelling trying to make me hear them

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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