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Leslie and Alli *
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March 18, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Love shouldn't be Romeo&Juliet who died together, it should be Grandma&Grandpa who grew old together.

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CharliesTheName
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March 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Me: I'm not crazy. I swear.
Me: Don't worry, I know you aren't.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 1:15am UTC

oh my god. there are two guys who got prosecuted for ra/ping a teenage girl. she was drunk and therefore was unable to legally consent to any kind of se/xual activity. what's more, a lot of people are saying how tragic it is that two star football players had their lives and bright futures ruined by this. right. their lives are ruined because they ra/ped a girl?! what about the girl? they chose to ra/pe her, she did NOT choose to be ra/ped. all the people saying that it was her fault for getting drunk suck as well, because nothing - nothing at all - justifies being ra/ped. ever. it's not like men have no self control. it was their choice to do it, and they deserve every bit of punishment they get. which, by the way, was only a few years in jail.
ugh. people make me sick..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 17, 2013 7:33pm UTC

*opens illegal twinkie market*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:41pm UTC

I used to not wear makeup.
I used to not straighten my hair.
I used to not care about my weight.
I used to not care what anyone thought.
I used to think boys were gross.
I used to go months without crying.
I used to love to go to school.
I used to be happy all the time.
What happened?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC

"Mommy, can you tell me how you met Dad?"
"Well, son,"
*Ludacris voice* "when I was 13, I had my first love"

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Did you know
there are 923 words in the English language that break the "i before e" rule.
Only 44 words actually follow the rule
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:42pm UTC

When I finally see my favorite band in concert
Me: *crawl up on stage*
Me: I'm your biggest fan.
Me: *slowly walk up to them*
Me: *lick them*
Me: *lick the stage*
Me: *lick the amps*
Me: *lick the instruments*
Me: *lick them more*
Me: *move like an inchworm across the stage....licking*
nmq

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Me: I like guys and girls.
Girl: EWWWW YOU'RE GAY???
Me: No...I like guys AND girls.
Girl: Soooo you're gay.
Me: What do you think that 'gay' is?
Girl: It's when you like guys.
Me: Well what if I like girls, too?
Girl: You're gay and straight.
Me: -_-
#biproblems

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Today my chemistry teacher was
getting random boners during class.
Just so........awkward.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Whats that?
a hat?
Crazy
funky
junky hat?
Overslept,
hair unsightly.
Tryin' to look like
Keira Knightley.
We've been there,
we've done that.
We see right through your
funky hat!

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:55pm UTC

I'll stop using Witty
the day Mozart comes back to life

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:34pm UTC

My mom said I know more about Green Day
than I know about chemistry...
I'm okay with that.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:27pm UTC

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Today I was in my Economics class
when a popular girl came in
wearing sweats, a sports shirt, and her hair all messy.
This other popular girl said to her
"Why do you always dress like you just woke up?"
All that the girl said was
"I come to school to learn, not to impress people I don't care about."
Then she sat down and took her test.
<3

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JohnGottiLuva
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December 11, 2005 2:17pm UTC

DRACO: WHY DO YOU HAVE GLASSES ON?
GOYLE: READiN.
DRACO: READiNG?
GOYLE: ::NODDES HEAD::
DRACO: i DiDN`T KNOW YOU COULD READ.
-HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
LMAO..i THOUGHT iT WAS SOOO FUNNY

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clarityxox
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November 18, 2004 3:54pm UTC

XoX- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Defeating the Dark Lord, back in a few.
I have recently apparated and I plan to dissapparate and apparate back to where I dissapparated from momentarily.
They say the away message chooses the wizard.
Two words: Cornish Pixies
"Remember Harry, it is our choice of away message that shows who we truly are..."
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the away messages that are worst for them..."
Using the time-turner, be back soon...Using the time-turner, be back soon...Using the time-turner, be back soon...
"Seeing away messages no one else can see isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
"Haven't I already told you that killing mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore, for many months my new target has been...finding a good away message."
Fluffy ate me.
Dear %n,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to read my away message. Leave your Owl number and I will get back to you ASAP.
Be Right Back, just blowing up my aunt... What? It's just a hobby..
XoX - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
i thought we needed
some harry potter.*
[so there ya go :)]
love ya- - - - - ->
XoX becca

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MeLLy
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June 5, 2004 12:19pm UTC

ok.. i made up this poem. here it is... ahem:
Harry Potter is very hot,
Draco Malfoy, he is not.
Daniel Radcliffe is his name.
He is hotter than a flame.
Daniel is hot, dirty or clean.
His accent's sexy, even when he's mean.
He is fine with glasses or without.
I would do him without a doubt.
But sorry ladies, he is mine.
Take a number, I'm first in line.
yeeeeah. daniel radcliffe=sexy beast:-)gotta love that man
*please don't claim the poem as your own*

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