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KissTheDemenor

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Me: *on iFunny*
    Me: *looks at picture about different tan lines based off the sport you play*
    Grandma: *looks at picture*
    Grandma: ARE YOU LOOKING AT NAKED PEOPLE?
    Everybody: *stares at me*
    Me:
    Grandma:
    Me:
    Grandma:
    Siblings:
    Parents:
    Bob the Builder:
    Obama:
    Justin Bieber:
    Lil Wayne:
    Jesus:
    Satan:
    Grandma;
    Me: *scream-whispering* Grandmaaaaaa. Not now. Go home.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    Father: How were your test scores, son?
    Me: Underwater.
    Father: What does that mean?
    Me: Below "C" level.
    Me: HA
    Me: HAHAHA
    Dad: HA.
    Dad: HAHAHA
    Dad: You're grounded.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    the best thing
    that ever happened to me in
    high school was about
    6 years ago our teacher
    never showed up for class and
    neither did the sub so
    one of the guys in the class just
    got up and started
    discussing his various
    theories about the island in
    lost and started
    drawing different diagrams on the
    board and ranting about his
    fan theories and everybody just
    went with it and raised
    their hands for him like he
    was the teacher and that
    was the class.
    format jimmy365

:)

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