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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:05am UTC

if i could
i would take that smile
and inject it directly into my blood stream
my parents warmed me about drugs in baggies
sold on the street
but never the ones
with teeth
and a heartbeat.
m.w.

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:06pm UTC

So apparently I 'friendzone' my best friend;
Lol I'm sorry, I thought we were mature enough to understand
that two people are capable of being best friends WITHOUT having feelings for each other. Lol sorry Witty,
MY BAD

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:23pm UTC

❝I believe that fantasy in the meaning of imagination is very important. We shouldn’t stick too close to everyday reality but give room to the reality of the heart, of the mind, and of the imagination. Those things can help us in life.❞

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 2:21pm UTC

today, tumblr taught me that if
you want to slash someone's
tires, don't slash all four, just
slash three, because if all four
are slashed, insurance will pay
for it, but if only three of them
are, they have to pay for it.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Tomorrow is the New Year.
MAKE 2013 COUNT.

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shooting_stars
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 10:00pm UTC

but remember when everyone was
scared because of the apocalypse?

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 2:09am UTC

"The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
The most damaged people are the wisest.
All because they do not with to see anyone else suffer the way they do."
- Anonymous

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:47am UTC

According to my biology teacher...
If everyone in the world were vegatarians,
there would be no world hunger.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 9:19pm UTC

I just want to kiss and cuddle with you right about now.
(and all the time, really)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Treat him right,
Respect him .
Hear him out when somethings wrong ,
it’s not always his fault ,you know .
Thank him for making the effort
to see you and treat you out .
Thank him for making you laugh and loving you .
If he makes a mistake , forgive him .
He didn’t mean it ,
and he most definitely doesn’t want to hurt you .
You’re his girl ,
and all he wants is for you to be happy .

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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MySweetEscape
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC

I believe in everything until its disproved.
So believe in fairies, the myths, and dragons. It all exists
even if it's just in your head. Who's to say that dreams
and nightmares aren't as real as here and now? -John Lenon
.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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notgivinafuuuck
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Sometimes I see the world for how f-ked up it really is. I tell myself I’ll be the one to make a change in it. I could die tonight; not make it to the sunrise, then I couldn’t hear the pain in it. -Mac Miller.

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charlieisnotaunicorn
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 11:33pm UTC

December Playlist
the show - lenka
mad about the boy - ava leigh
your song - kate walsh
she's so lovely - scouting for girls
boys and girls in love - rumble strips
great dj - the ting tings
naive - lilly allen
i found out - the pigeon detectives
shes got you high - mummra
in the morning - the coral
pull shapes - the pipettes
young folks - peter bjorn and john
toothpaste kisses - the maccabees

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theWalrus
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 1:34pm UTC

I would like to apologize.
I'm not even confident which end that came out of.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I'm now convinced that girls really
only want one thing from guys...
All of our hoodies.

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 11:04pm UTC

''Oh please, I wasn't that drunk!''
Dude, a man stole your TV, and you ran
after him screaming "You forgot the remote!"
not mine

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