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today, tumblr taught me that if
you want to slash someone's
tires, don't slash all four, just
slash three, because if all four
are slashed, insurance will pay
for it, but if only three of them
are, they have to pay for it.

 

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today, tumblr taught me that if you want to slash someone's

378 faves · 3 comments · Dec 31, 2012 2:21pm

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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
today, witty taught me that if
you want to slash someone's
tires, don't slash all four, just
slash three, because if all four
are slashed, insurance will pay
for it, but if only three of them
are, they have to pay for it.

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Breeze · 1 decade ago
But they have to end up paying the insurance anyway. Their insurance will start charging them more.
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I'm totally taking note of this :)
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