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''Oh please, I wasn't that drunk!''
Dude, a man stole your TV, and you ran 
after him screaming "You forgot the remote!"

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''Oh please, I wasn't that drunk!'' Dude,

24 faves · Dec 16, 2012 11:04pm

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