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Christopher Robin*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it makes cracking and exploding noises then its cold, like why you gotta play me like that?

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emilygm*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:28pm UTC

I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to kill Harry.
Despite his flaws, he really cares about Harry's education.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Guy: You're cute.
Me: It's okay. I have eyesight problems too.
Me: Here, try on my glasses, they might help you see better.
Me: Oh, and I'll refer you to my eye doctor. He's really good.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 2:16pm UTC

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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mads*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 11:48am UTC

My friend: Sing me I lullaby I'm tired.
Me: Okay
My friend: *sits there*
Me: Rock a bye baby
Me: On the tree top
Me: When the wind blows
Me: The bass with drop
Me: BZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: WUB WUB WUB WUB
Me: WIGGAWIGGAWIGGAWIGGA
Me: PSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
Me: WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

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theWalrus
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 2:33pm UTC

When *god* made me:
1 tsp. funny
1 tsp. smart
1 tsp. lazy
1 tsp. quiet
1 tsp. awkward
1 tsp. Attracti....
oh wait we're out of attractive and graceful!!!!
Hurry, throw in the whole bucket of awkward!!!!

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FashionxxBeauty
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Y o u're only as tall
as your heart will let you be
and you're only as small
as the world will make you seem

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:35am UTC

How to keep sea-bears away:
1. No playing the clarinet.
2. never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey).
3. Don't stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
4. Don't ever eat cheese. (cubed, sliced is fine)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. And never.
9. evER
10. EVER
11. SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!

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bye*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:54pm UTC

list of phrases i use far too often
dang son
rad as heck
i am too blessed to be stressed
what the heckaroo
jimminy cricket
you gotta be karate kidding me
sco/oby do/oby don’t

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Hey there delilah what’s it like in
new york city
I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
I installed a camera in your room, I’m watching you

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 2:14pm UTC

i wish i could be a youtuber but
1)too awkward
2)don’t have a nice camera
3)not attractive enough
4)not interesting enough
5)not creative in any way

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Dandoonii
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 1:59pm UTC

CODES TO KEEP.
red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
To make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
NOT MINEE, BUT HELPFUL.

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 12:20pm UTC

You only live once,
But if you do it right,
Once is enough.
format by dance818

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ninjamim
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC

One smile, can start a friendship.
One word, can end a fight.
Oone look, can save a relationship.
One person, can change your life.
♥

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kelly*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 2:54am UTC

YOU WERE GIVEN THIS LIFE BECAUSE
YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH
TO LIVE IT

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 3:56am UTC

I'm sick of you,
and sick of all the things you put me through.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 4:50am UTC

Me on omegle
Stranger: Hey, 24 and F want to kik and share n.de pics?
Me: HEY I JUST MET YOU
Stranger: Huh?
Me: AND THIS IS CRAZY
Stranger: My kik is _ _ _ _ _ _ 98 _
Me: BUT YOU'RE H0RNY
Stranger: Add me baby
Me: So, kindly, GTFO maybe :3
Me: *Disconnects*

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Ariluvsyuh
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:04am UTC

TRUST is like paper once its crumpled it CAN'T be perfect AGAIN

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TwinkleTwinkleIttleStar
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:07am UTC

People will hate you,
rate you,
shake you,
and break you,
But how strong you
stand
is what makes you.
♥

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 11:53am UTC

the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window
and yelled “GOD HATES FllAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”

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