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JohnnyyM450
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April 10, 2012 4:20pm UTC

YOLO: YOU OBVIOULSY LIKE OREOS

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JohnnyyM450
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September 30, 2012 8:02am UTC

I want to show you..
how beautiful
You really are..
Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

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JohnnyyM450
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September 20, 2012 4:23pm UTC

There are no stupid questions,
Just stupid people.
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JohnnyyM450
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September 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC

She's your girlfriend...
Theres 7 days a week
24 hours a day
168 hours a week
Give or take, 30 days a month
365 days a year
If you can't find time for her, you dont deserve her.
nmf/ my quote
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JohnnyyM450
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July 12, 2012 10:16am UTC

So i have a question..
For the guy that discoverd milk...
What the hell were you doing to that cow !?!?!
Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

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JohnnyyM450
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November 23, 2012 10:39am UTC

i never meant to hurt you...

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ConfessionsOfAFailedSuicide
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September 20, 2013 11:08pm UTC

I just wish I had someone to talk to, you know?
Someone who wouldn't judge me by the day that I'm having.
Or someone that wouldn't get annoyed with how pessimistic I am.
I just want someone to talk to, just to vent. I just want help.
I feel alone, and I'm tired of it....

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suicide_fallen_angel
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September 20, 2013 11:49pm UTC

Dear Witty,
STOP CHANGEING!!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Gothabalunza
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September 22, 2013 3:28pm UTC

"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."
-Mark Twain

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happiest*
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September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC

today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

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Yourbeautiful*
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September 16, 2013 2:10am UTC

You say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways when you cross the road
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you at night
you would run for your life
you don't really want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CharliesTheName
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September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Me: *opens witty*
Witty: Please sign in.
Me: *signs in*
Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
Me: Then why
Me: the fück
Me: did you tell me
Me: to sign
Me: in.

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lithium*
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June 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE STUFF OH MY GOD

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chloeelizabethlovesyou
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May 29, 2013 3:00pm UTC

When the guy that likes you finally breaks out of his shell & sends this when some other guy hurts you so bad...
"Baby dan't listen to him! You're my dream girl and if I would;ve been there I would've beat the f*ck out of him! You're beautiful!!! no matter what anyone says. Listen to me, I know you are beautiful and I'm not lying to you at all. If you were here, I could wrap you up in my arms and hold you and love you and play with youre hair and compliment youand treat you like you deserved to be treated.. like a gorgeous princess.. would you be my gorgeous princess?"
May I just say... BREATH.LESS. #whenguysarntscared

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JohnnyyM450
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June 23, 2012 8:47am UTC

I didn't trip, i was testing gravity...
It Still Works....
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JohnnyyM450
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June 26, 2012 2:49pm UTC

It's okay Pluto...
I'm not a planet either...
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JohnnyyM450
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June 26, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Of course I flinched!
You almost punched me in the face!!!!
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