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  1. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Facebook is the only one that asks me what's on my mind.

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    When I was younger, I always hid that I liked Eeyore a
    lot.
    I didn't want anyone to think there was something wrong
    with me. I guess, now that I'm older, I know why.

  3. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    So my family is watching TV and I'am listening in on it and I heard someone say "Every girl goes through a chubby stage when they are young" and I just looked at my dad and was like "So did I get stuck in it" and he is still laughing about it and I dont know if I should be offended or not.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  4. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 1:18am UTC
    I just want to stick a finger down my throat and get rid of all these digusting calories.

  5. blue3yedBeauty blue3yedBeauty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    I Keep F
    A
    L
    L
    I
    N
    G
    For You....But You Wont Help Me UP.

  6. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    What scares me?
    I'm becoming very depressed, and I haven't been eating regularly.
    I'm underweight as it is..

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    so i went on a date today and literally the first thing i did when i got home was take off my jeans, (i hate wearing pants but i kind of need to if i want to leave the house.) get into a t-shirt that would fit a morbidly obese man, eat half a bar of chocolate and go on witty, because pretending to be a social human being is exhausting.
    ladies and gentlemen, this is my life.

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Look at that boy.
    Look at him.
    I want that for Christmas.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. erica119 erica119
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    How do you organize a space party?
    You Planet

  11. JustBeingMEE JustBeingMEE
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    "No," I whisper as I hear footsteps approaching my room.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Words,
    how little they mean when you’re a little too late.
    ~Taylor Swift

  13. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    You don't have to be pyhstically near someone
    to feel close to them.

  14. depression_hurts depression_hurts
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Christmas break
    everyone: yaaayyy! ice skating, chilling with friends, food!
    me: yaay, I can be alone all day, be with family when I want and I am forced to eat.. joy.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I honestly pitied you.

  17. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:55pm UTC
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    "No thanks, I'm full."
    Nmf.

  18. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    WHAT IF ALGEBRA TEACHERS ARE REALLY PIRATES
    and are just using us to find the "X"?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. cmck25 cmck25
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Don't worry, Mayans. If you get it wrong, it's not the end of the world

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