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writtenrain*
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December 21, 2012 7:37pm UTC

THROWING YOUR PHONE IN ANGER
then checking to see if it is okay

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writtenrain*
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December 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC

NO, I DON'T HATE YOU
I just hope that you get your next period in a shark tank

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FluffyScamp
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December 21, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I started working,
I had this co-worker.
And he was the biggest jerk.
I hated him. Really, couldn't stand him.
Then I got to know him,
and now I'm completely in love with him.
Today was our six month anniversary,
and we're still going strong.

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Dumblovexoxo
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December 21, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Me: You're weird.
Person: Sorry.
Me: No, that was a compliment.

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dakotashine
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December 21, 2012 7:54pm UTC

I cant wait to have kids and make them do chores.

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itsamadworld
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December 21, 2012 8:00pm UTC

December 21st: God decides he's had enough of sims and quits without saving

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softballxwin27
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December 21, 2012 7:14pm UTC

If I were a mall Santa, on my break I'd go to another mall
and sit on their Santa's lap. and blow kid's minds.

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC

All I want for Christmas is you ♥
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To get hit by a truck.
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An ice cream truck, so I can have ice cream afterwards.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:50pm UTC

ADMIT IT, AS A KID YOU WERE
always hiding in those circular close racks at the store

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writtenrain*
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December 21, 2012 7:52pm UTC

ADMIT IT, WE HAVE ALL PUT
soap bubbles on our face and pretended to have a beard

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Superslutsahoy
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. Like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like
“Yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”
-tumblr

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softballxwin27
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December 21, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Woke up late, so I put red bull in the coffee machine instead of water.
Got halfway to school before I realized I forgot my car.

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fefe123
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December 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Hale_Storm18
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December 21, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Black licorice isn't a candy.
It's a punishment.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Meth and math are two similar sounding things
that I don't want in my life

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Hale_Storm18
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December 21, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Tips for running faster
1) Hot guy in front of you
2) Creepy guy behind you

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Jade672
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December 21, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Admit it, you like him.
YOU'D DO ANYTHING JUST TO GET HIS ATTENTION. YOU LOOK AT HIM WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING
just hoping he'll look right back.
You're too shy and scared to talk to him first but when you two talk you
WAIT IMPATIENTLY FOR HIS REPLY.
Y o u w a n t t o b e t h e o n l y g i r l h e t h i n k s a b o u t e v e r y d a y.
The one girl that is on his mind.
the only girl that he wants to be with & the only girl he'll make
HIS ♥ FOREVER

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Do you still like him?
I don't want to.
But you do...
Always.

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