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I hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. Like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like
“Yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”

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