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AustinH
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June 26, 2012 9:44pm UTC

I hope people think I'm funny.
Because I think I'm hilarious.

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Dentist: So how is your summer so far?
Me: pfhdfudhgudfuicgble.
Dentist: what?

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xOstephh27
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I d o n ' t k n o w w h a t m y f u t u r e h o l d s ,
but I'm hoping you're in it.

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elprado01
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC

SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4)FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10)LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
1) COWS
2)ABOUT
3)TALKING
4)FOOL
5)THIS
6)GOT
7)I
8)LONG
9)HOW
10)LOOK

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:44pm UTC

dear crocs,
no, just no. .
sincerely, everyone.

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stunning_
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:33am UTC

I don't regret my past.
I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people.

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carnivore7
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 3:11pm UTC

My Dad: Want toast?
Me: No thanks
My dad: Good, cause we don't have any bread.
*true story*

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 11:54am UTC

WE STOP LOOKING
FOR THE MONSTERS UNDER OUR BEDS
WHEN WE REALIZE THEY'RE INSIDE OF US.

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Candy_543
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC

n e v e r
FORGET
what someone says to you when they are
ANGRY
because that is when the truth comes out

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POKEMON
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC

& if
KARMA
doesn't hit her, I WILL.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Stop trying to make fetch happen,
it's not going to happen.

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blairisepic
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:55pm UTC

IMAAAAGINAAAATIOOOON.
~Spongebob
nmf/nmq

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gracegreene
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 2:34pm UTC

hea r t s are o f t en broken
by words left unspoken.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC

here's some advice for all you youngins;
don't grow up, it's all a trap.

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x3tabbybabex3
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:03am UTC

One day I hope you look back
at what we had, & regret every single thing you did to let it end

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I must have missed school the day
we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 1:54pm UTC

doctor : are you sexually active?
me: omg
me: hahhahahhahhhhahahaaha
me:*laughs for an hour*
me: *makes a weird noise*
me: *Transforms into a potatoe*
me: *rolls into the sunset*

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 7:04pm UTC

The Seven Basic Relationships
1) The "I like him, he like's her" relationship. When the person you love is in
love with someone else.
2) The "Everyone knows; Except them" relationship. When two people act
like they're togethor. Even though they don't admit it, they still show it.
3) The "Love/ Hate" relationship. When two people fight or argue to make
other people believe they don't have feelings for each other.
4) The "Friend Zone" relationship. When the person you love only sees
you as a close friend.
5) The "Just Kidding" relationship. When two people keep breaking up
and getting back togethor.
6) The "Betrayed" relationship. When he turns out to be everything you
thought he wasn't.
7) The "If You're Lucky" relationship. When the person you fall in love with
falls in love with you.
Comment ones you think I missed!!
FULL CREDIT TO THE ONE AND ONLY: therestofpage20. FIND HER ON TUMBLR

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Blondy121
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Hi Heart,
Please Stop liking Him.
youre hurting yourself.

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