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WeirdKid.*
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November 20, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Hush little laptop dont you cry.
Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
And if that wifi doesn’t work,
Momma will destroy the f*cking earth.

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Sophie*
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November 20, 2013 10:37am UTC

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

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evvvannn
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November 20, 2013 12:03am UTC

Me trying to pull a smooth one:
Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
Girl-no, why?
Me:"So you CAN see me?"
Girl-yepp.
Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
Girl- ......
Me: .....
Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*

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ImNotArObOt*
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November 19, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Wanted by many
Taken by none
Looking at some
Wanting one♥

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epictacos
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November 20, 2013 12:23am UTC

How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
Boy: Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

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fluorescent adolescent*
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November 19, 2013 7:43pm UTC

baby, i've been, i've been losing sleep
studying for the algebra, history, and english test i have tomorrow

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capsized*
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November 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC

》cancel my subscription
i'm so over your issues. ✌《

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♥Gianna♥*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 3:33pm UTC

‘that’s not real music'
ok what would you classify as real music
do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a f.ucking bonfire, chanting a rain dance tune? is that real enough for you, you stupid pretentious b.itch

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sleepy*
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November 19, 2013 5:07pm UTC

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

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^_^*
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November 19, 2013 2:15pm UTC

2014 is so close I can almost taste the lips I will not be kissing on new years eve

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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November 19, 2013 12:04pm UTC

"Did you know that your grandmother was the most
beautiful woman I have ever known in this world?
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew that I would
never love another. I walked straight up to her,
took her hand, and I asked her to marry me."
"Wow. And she said yes?"
"No. No, she punched me." he smiled dreamily.
"But I swore that I would never give up."

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 9:10pm UTC

My whole life I wanted to be Kim Possible,
but instead I turned out to be Wade.

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olives
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November 17, 2013 4:33pm UTC

And for some reason I still like him...

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 9:45pm UTC

*at a store*
me: omg I got a lot of stuff today.
me: so excited to go home to look at it all.
*at home*
me: wtf? I only got like, two things?

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KissingRazors
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November 17, 2013 5:35pm UTC

* on 20th wedding anniversary * So do you like me, or do you like like me? .-.

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KeepFighting
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November 14, 2013 8:07pm UTC

this is the kind of sickness
that isn't excused at school
that no one ever notices
this is the kind of sickness
that goesunnoticed
until it kills
A.V.E

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 12:25pm UTC

anyone would be lucky to date me.
i was a "pleasure to have in class".

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:45am UTC

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere

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kristabff
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November 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today in science
we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all

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capsized*
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November 13, 2013 11:25am UTC

Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

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