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dukey95
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May 9, 2012 4:51pm UTC

I Just Watched Justin Biebers New Video/Song "Boyfriend". I Quickly Came To Realize The Following; 1.) He Still Looks Like A Child 2.) He Still Sounds Like A Girl 3.) He Has Yet Learned To Rap 4.) This Song Is As Annoying And Repetitive As The Rest. 5.) The Only Thing That Has Changed About Him; He Has Lost Respect For Women, And The Fact That Most Wear More Clothes Then That.. Poor Kid; Better Luck Next Time.

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC

I don't have OCD,
But when the teacher erases the board,,,
And ends up leaving a mark or two;
<<I go insane on the inside.
nmf/

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ashlyn*
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 4:57pm UTC

HELLO
my name is
Inigo Montoya,You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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ThatsSooTaylor
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 9:10am UTC

Format by Shauna1612
Dear Sleep,
We had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.

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maaaaay_bay12
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May 8, 2012 4:14pm UTC

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:04am UTC

ADMIT IT.
We've all Googled ourselves
at one point in our lives♥

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MarissaLovesYou
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I feel undestructable, like fire , unstoppable. An amazing feeling that I can't explain.
-JakeFromWitty
♥

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xoxoyouandme10
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:05pm UTC

She turned her cant's into cansand dreams into plans

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:23pm UTC

SUICIDE.
People say it shouldn't exist.
Do you know what I think shouldn't exist?
All of the things that cause people enough pain
that they want to end their lives.

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TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Hey!
Ok so for everyone who likes this,
I will go on your profile,
And write a nice
Paragraph,
Based on
What I
See
On
Your
Profile!
It may take
Me a While,
But I promice
I will write one!
Thank You!!!!!!!

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zubair
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 2:52pm UTC

If witty was a school..I swear I'd have perfect attendance

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RedSkies
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:43am UTC

*they're

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Katherinee
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:31am UTC

So, I got up this morning,
And ran around the block 5 times,
Then I got tired and picked it up and put it back in the toy box.

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Katherinee
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:45am UTC

Oh Sh*t ! Did I leave my invisiblity cloak on
cause that would explain why everyones ignoring me
[Really gotta stop doing that..]

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Katherinee
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:56am UTC

A dad cooks a deer and doesn't tells his
kids what it is.
he gave them a clue'it's what your mother calls me'
One of the kid yells out 'Don't eat it it's a f*cking d*ck ! '

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Katherinee
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:22am UTC

The awkward moment when your
laughing so hard
THAT YOU CAN'T LAUGH ANYMORE
And end up sitting, and clapping like a retarded seal.

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Bee
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:48am UTC

Skinny Love(n)—
just savin
Two people who are in love with eachother, but too shy too admit it.

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nehel08
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 5:50am UTC

When it comes talent..........
All you have is what your best at

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