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maaaaay_bay12

1. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   you only eat at Subway?
   You must be Jared, nice to meet you.
   
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2. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 7:58pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when someone says Happy Mothers Day to Casey Anthony.
   
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3. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   I think I just need a shirt that says "Hi!" I'm awkward!"
   So that people know what they're getting themselves into before talking to me.
   
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4. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   be(you)tiful
   <3
   
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5. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 3:31pm UTC
   If I set my alarm clock for
   6:55... and you wake me up at
   6:50... prepare to get shot in
   the face.
   
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6. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   I hate it when i don't forward chain messages
   and i die the next day.
   
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7. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 3:30pm UTC
   soo, you're dating my ex already?
   i thought the '5 second rule' only applied to food.
   
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8. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   im having a hard time getting over the relationship
   that we were never in..
   
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9. maaaaay_bay12
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 3:19pm UTC
   DON'T MISTAKE MY KINDNESS
   FOR FLIRTING.
   
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10. maaaaay_bay12
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Oh, you cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca?
    Good choice.
    
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11. maaaaay_bay12
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    May 8, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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