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yourcool
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May 15, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like
having a peeing section in a pool.

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IMSAC123
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May 15, 2012 2:03pm UTC

VFA FI YUO ACN RAED TIHS WIHTOUT A PORLEM BAECUASE YUORE JSUT TAHT ASOEMWE

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Imagine being kidnapped
when you have a cold
Your mouth would be duct taped
And your nose would be stuffed

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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brianamae
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May 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

WELCOMEto the Karma Cafe. There are no menus you get served what you deserve.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - not my format

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ashlyn*
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May 14, 2012 11:37pm UTC

You're beautiful
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That quote up there? ^^ It's telling the truth.
<3

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Raymatts
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May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC

The quote below me is a lie.
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Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
double quote format by Breeze

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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VictoriaRose88
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May 14, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Steve please bring back
detox weekend
~sincerely, tired of getting
1
Format by Sandrasaurus
♥

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Johnnycake
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May 11, 2012 7:23pm UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
Cop: "Papers."
Me: "Scissors,
I win!!"
nmf

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wELCoMeToMyLiFe531
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May 10, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Steph: Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How rude!
Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that?
fave if you know where this is from

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rkrissie18
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May 10, 2012 8:41pm UTC

My boyfriend is leaving me because he thinks i have an obsession with africa. Uganda be kidding me, Kenya believe it? Well, it Ghana be a messy break up.
nmf/nmq

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sftblgurl56
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May 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Dyan and Cole Sprouse are 20
Feel old yet?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Travis Allred*
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May 10, 2012 4:41pm UTC

If the world ends in 2012
I’ve wasted my entire life in school.
Wonderful!

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n_kitty
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:32pm UTC

PEETA
Katniss gets mad at me when i say i have a crush on her
But its perfectly ok when i announce i got her pregnant.

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Crazy_Beautiful202
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May 9, 2012 7:36pm UTC

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I find it ironic that the colors
red, white, blue
represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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ashlyn*
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May 9, 2012 11:34pm UTC

A few days ago, I awesomely covered up calling a teacher a bad name...
Me: She's such a bi-
*Principle walks by*
Me: Bi-ad teacher...

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igorawr15
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 11:51pm UTC

Energizer Bunny arrested,
charged with battery.

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