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superfish12
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:55pm UTC

me: Hey i just met you-
stranger: *walks away*
me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
nmf/q

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC

How to find the name of a song:
Google as many of the words as you remember, and
hope for the best.
n m f

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:43pm UTC

That annoying moment when..
you close the wrong tab.

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ForeverYoung10111
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Why I like my dad more...
Mom: Honey those shorts are too short
Me: Julia's wearing them
Mom: She's skinny. You have more of a body
Me: Did you just call me fat
Mom: ...
- - -
Dad: So do those One Direction guys have girlfriends
Me: A few of them...why?
Dad: What about the one you like?
Me: Err Harry's single
Dad: There's hope yet!
Me: Um there's like a five year age difference
Dad: Ehh that's okay.You still want concert tickets for your birthday right?
Me: :) Yah.
DADDY'S GIRL FOREVER

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伤*
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June 16, 2012 7:40am UTC

How/where you'll meet 1D?
Aries: they'll notice you on twitter
Leo: you'll get the vip tickets to their show
Sagittarius: in your favorite store
Taurus: in the same cafe
Virgo: you're on the same flight
Libra: in their hotel
Capricon: in the street you live
Gemini: on one of their interviews
Aquarius: you're gonna be on their CD
Pisces: on one of their concerts
Scorpio: you'll be on their music videos
format credit to OneDirection/Quote by OneDirection

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cropacuddles22
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 4:05pm UTC

░░░░
Stupid things we've all done #2
Tried to balance the light switch
between on and off
Format by Sandrasaurus

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:18am UTC

just imagine
if a random stranger walked up to you,
whispered your wittyprofiles username in your ear,
and then ran away.

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mgarcia503
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June 15, 2012 5:05pm UTC

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cirkel96
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Friend: I wanna slap all twelve of those girls faces.
Me: There's only six girls?
Friend: Exactly. Six girls with two faces each.

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Staying up until Midnight
just so you can say happy birthday to your best friend

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 6:53pm UTC

me: *tries to fave a quote*
witty: please sign in to fave this quote.
me: *signs in*
witty: you were already signed in, silly.
me:
witty:
me:
witty:
me: YOU SPEAK OF LIES.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
because "it's summer"
BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
MQ.MF

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Nigel9086
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June 15, 2012 4:31pm UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Success is...♥
"There are some things success is not. It's not fame. It's not money or power. Success is waking up in the morning so excited about what you have to do. That you literally fly out the door. It's getting to work with people you love. Success is connecting with the world and making people feel. It's finding a way to bind together people who have nothing in common but a dream. It's falling asleep at night knowing you did the best job you could. Sucess is joy and freedom and friendship and success is love"
- OneDirection
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