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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. divagrl43 divagrl43
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 7:13pm UTC
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  3. SoccerCrazLoverChick1 SoccerCrazLoverChick1
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Sometimes;.
    .The best way to get someones attention;
    is to stop giving themyours..
    whiz khalifa.♥

  4. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today I saw
    a teenage boy
    in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
    a box of tampons,
    chocolate,
    cough medicine
    & a box of tissues
    >>guys like that give me hope.<<

  5. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    dear guy sitting next to me,
    I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
    didn't study either. [♥]
    nmf

  6. lovemexo13 lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Hey Guys!
    please read this?
    -So I emailed the head of
    Witty & I told him that we
    really should have notifications.
    && he said that if THIS quote gets
    5,000 ❤'s...
    witty will then have notifications!
    please fav this
    xoxo

  7. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  8. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

  9. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT,
    when you make a guy laugh.
    S u c c e s s .
    notmyformat.

  10. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    dear charlie sheen,
    only 2 ladies? pshh, thats not "winning"
    sincerely, tiger woods.♥
    not my format;

  11. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 7:38pm UTC
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  12. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    VERRY SAD STORIIII!!!!!! IT WILL MAKE YOU CRIIII!!!!!!!!
    boi: y r u crying??!?!!?!!!!!!!?
    grl: i fink im preganunt:(
    boi: ok i pull ow willy stp you get preganunt
    boi: I PULL HIZ WILLY OFF 2 STP HIZ BRD GETTING PREGGURZ!!!
    grl: I LUV U/33333333333!!
    DIS IS TRUE LUV!
    Like this if you didn't understand a word OR cry.

  13. lax4ever692 lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you think your taking a picture, but your realize your taking a video and you were just sitting there smiling like an idiot.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Cristinaa Cristinaa
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    I hate it
    when I sit down on the computer
    and BAM I have to go pee.

  17. ohemgeeitsAlana ohemgeeitsAlana
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    Long but worth the read
    You know those
    Annoying sibling fights?
    This might sound weird,but treasure them.
    Last week, me and my little sister were out having lunch at McDonalds. She exclaimed that she had to go to the bathroom. I finished eating my lunch and realized she still wasn't back. I went into the bathroom, but she was no-where to be found. I panicked and looked all around for her, then I noticed there was a backdoor in the bathroom, I went out it, crying. There by the door, was my little sisters scarf and a small toy she got in her happy meal that day. I searched all the streets and called my mum to tell her what happened. My mum called the police to perform a search and investigation. I was so scared.
    Yesterday, we got the news that a pocket knife was found in a mans house with a small amount of her blood on it. I am now more scared than ever and I just want my baby sister back. She was only 10 years young, she hasn't even lived her life to the fullest yet.
    And one of the worst parts is, I feel like its my fault, because I was there at the time. I could have saved her.
    I'm not asking this to be a top quote, I'm just asking for people to read this, then turn to their brother or sister and say "I love you". Appreciate them.
    Come home Jessie.
    I love you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    DEAR MATH TEACHER
    Just because you explained it louder, does not mean that I understood it.
    Sincerely, I'm not deaf, just bad at math.

  20. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    dear people from 50 years ago;
    awkward silences without pretending to text? homework without wikipedia? friends without social net-works?
    sincerely, mad props.♥
    not my format;

:)

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