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vrandazzo
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April 19, 2011 6:29pm UTC

Dear Hollister,
i'm a size xl here, but small in every other store.wtf?
Sincerely, I'm not fat.

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Liv4ya
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 5:45pm UTC

420
Bitchhh
< 3
not my format

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Liv4ya
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 3:42pm UTC

❤
fav this and i will;
cooment on your page
And tell you something that r
eall y think(:

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Rebekahhx3
posted a quote
July 28, 2010 2:59am UTC

Bisexual!(:
-Click the <3 if you're bisexual like me:D

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Teevees
posted a quote
October 13, 2010 10:17pm UTC

Fav this if you...
Bisexual
You gotta love us bisexual girls <3

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purpleskittle32
posted a quote
December 29, 2008 11:34pm UTC

I'm Bisexual;
and not afraid to say it.
rate high if yer bisexual too.

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NeverSayNever18
posted a quote
April 11, 2011 7:36pm UTC

What if
One day you randomly wake up
as a baby and realize that
your whole life was just a
DREAM...
♥
♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
October 4, 2010 7:15pm UTC

- i ain't no dime, i ain't no dollar. dimes get flipped, dollars get ripped.
♥ i'm priceless ♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
October 31, 2010 9:08pm UTC

Spongebob: "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well; that would just be ok.<3"

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:49pm UTC

I check for a text--->put my phone down...
then it comes.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
November 24, 2010 2:18pm UTC

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
December 5, 2010 6:22pm UTC

i love it when boys say;
'oh, so no
goodbye hug?' ♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
December 11, 2010 2:45pm UTC

my friend's dad just died.
they were never close,
but now that he's gone
shes crushed.</3
fave if you love your daddy.♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 10:31am UTC

♥ &i wonder
[w h o w ou l d g o t o m y f u n e r a l]
if i
died♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 2:14pm UTC

Knock,Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
December 29, 2010 3:17pm UTC

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC

♥ i love my mom
[she's so chill]
she's just like;
"heres some clothes, food, and room...
||and you don't have to pay a dime||
oh, and i hear that you're going to the mall?
;here's a 20.
& by the way; try your best in school. if you don't do great though,
i'll still love you.
♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 6:13pm UTC

- Dude, She just called you Italian.
-Aw Hell no. Hold my iPod.
-What does that have to do with being Italian??
-Uhm.. Nothing.. Why?
-Oh.. Well I just thought since you're Italian, you'd be like 'hold my pizza' or something. . ."

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 7:48pm UTC

*~I'm taking → a survey.
comment; if you like lady gaga
comment; if you like justin beiber more
fave; if you would wanna see a panda juggling 7 bananas on a unicycle while a turtle was laughing.

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