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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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May 27, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Dear Voldemort, you know magic.
Why don't you give yourself a nose?

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imnoons
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May 27, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Rule: #2
Being addicted to texting someone...
then they suddenly stop replying,
& you find yourself
checking your phone constantly.

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midnightlover
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May 27, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Most people during a lightning storm: stay inside and look at how pretty the lightning is and how loud the thunder is.
Me during a lightning storm: standing outside with a lightning pole yelling COME AT ME BRO!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tarahtnt
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May 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC

You are literally too stupid
to insult
~Squidward
Format by XxprettixX
nmq.

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yourcool
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May 27, 2012 8:48pm UTC

When people yawn,
do deaf people think they're screaming?

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littleleftofthemiddle
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May 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Whenever i feel the
need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
-nmqnmf

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yourcool
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May 27, 2012 7:38pm UTC

R.O.F.L.T.I.R.T.I.H.M.O.D.S.I.S.C.
Rolling on floor laughing then I realise I haven't met One Direction so I start crying.

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yourcool
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May 27, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe?

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sophsunflower12
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May 27, 2012 8:37pm UTC

*talking to British guy*
Me: So, do you know who One Direction is..?
Him: Yes, I do.
Me: OMG! Who's your favorite?!
Him: Well, Harry because I used to babysit for him.
Me: OMFG! ajhkhsdjkeagfkjjdjhfsjksjbfxcsdlc. Really?!!
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: No.
-true story-

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PinkBlume
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May 27, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Remember When,
Girls go to Collage to get More Knowledge; and Boys go to Jupiter to get more Stupider
Used to be the Ultimate Insult?
♥
nmf. not a true story.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cupcake2422
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May 27, 2012 5:27pm UTC

We all have that friend
who acts all innocent but understands all the dirty jokes <3

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yourcool
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May 27, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Has anyone else noticed that
Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Hannah Montana?

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Miss_OK16
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May 27, 2012 5:48pm UTC

when the answer you just erased turns out being correct.grrr.

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B*
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May 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC

You know what's beautiful? Say the first word again
The first word again
Yeah, say it
It
OMG I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE!

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lizardlizzie98
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May 27, 2012 3:48pm UTC

I have a weird confession,
I figure Witty is a great place to put it..
I Eat Lemons.
Like how normal people eat oranges.❤
And I love doing it..
Makes me feel original,
I want all Witty people to
know its okay to be
different in anyway(: so
post a comment about
something weird you do, I
will make a quote about
every single one of your
weird ways.
Together we make a
society who doesnt care
what people think.
We will call it Weird Witty
Confessions.
Who's with me?
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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zubair
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May 27, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Staying at home on a school dayand you look at the clockand you're likeHey,i would be in math class now

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