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Iceprincess143

  1. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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  2. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    The Wizard of Oz
    Ultimate chick flick.
    Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
    nmf. nmq.

  3. Iceprincess143 Iceprincess143
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    What to do with Enemies
    Always forgive your enemies- The Best Way To Annoy Them

  4. XxInvisablexX XxInvisablexX
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    At a restraunt a little 6 year old came up to me and said thats my faviorte thing to eat!!! and he now has a crush on me.. My boyfriend is Jealous cause I kissed him on the cheek when the little boy gave me a rose.


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  6. jamminjamie jamminjamie
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    I ABSOLUTELY
    hate it when a guy
    trys to go to far, too soon
    ---------------------- nmf

  7. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Cookie dough formats
    Be my Peeta ♥
    Cookiedoughformats

  8. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:46pm UTC
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    We blame society
    but we are society
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  9. PenguinSwag PenguinSwag
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    I can't wait for my bed, to be our bed.

  10. ev3ry1luvzgabi ev3ry1luvzgabi
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    you' ll never understand how much i miss "us."

  11. aosias23 aosias23
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    204 countries, 6 billion people
    And I'm still single.


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  13. sarah_elizabeth sarah_elizabeth
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    My best friend is suicidal .... its getting to the point where im the only one who keeps talking to him about it but i dont know what else to say to him. i told him if he didnt tell someone soon then as soon as we get back to school im telling someone ... is that wrong ? help!

  14. cutieeeee cutieeeee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Saying the words. "I L o v e Y o u."
    Just wont do it </3.

  15. ash10450* ash10450*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    “Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.” Girls isn't this true about what we want guys to say?
    nmq ~Bill Cosby~

  16. cookiedoe895 cookiedoe895
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    When I see an attractive boy I know, and want to say hi & approach him . Then all I can think of saying is 'Have my babies'. So I just keep quiet , and akwardly stare . O.o

  17. xxchloexxneon xxchloexxneon
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Spring Break:
    it's just how schools tease us about summer...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. Iceprincess143 Iceprincess143
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    If Barbie Is So Popular.... Why Do We Buy Her Friends?

  19. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    After a sleepover
    When you and your friend just wake up
    And all you do is stare at each other like O.O
    Then you both just go back to sleep
    Format by xxokiraxxo(:

  20. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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    Free Hugs.

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