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LaureeeenN
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August 4, 2012 11:25am UTC

HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
me: mom i got all a's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
nmf/nmq
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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 3:41am UTC

How I would commentate the Olympics:
me: wow you are too flexible to be human
me: aaaaand there's a guy with a really nice butt in lane three
me: oh she has nice abs how can i get nice abs??
me: someone got a gold medal but idk who because i was distracted by the guy with the nice butt
me: does anyone know the nice-butt guy's phone number?
me: HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
me: omg his biceps are the size of my thighs
me: i want to feel his biceps
me: would i get fired for feeling his biceps or
me: michael phelps you are beautiful and i want your babies
me: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY THAT OTHER GUY'S NICE BUTT

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RainbowMarshmellows
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August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC

Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

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deck
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:24am UTC

maybe i can actually protect her from what killed me < 3

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ilovepeeta19
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:25am UTC

That moment when
>>>>>your just flat out fu*ked.
nmf

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NeverKissAndTell
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:28am UTC

To be in love is like jumping off a cliff with no intent of looking down to the bottom.
You don't care if it's going to hurt like hell when you crash.
All you care about is that just for that short period of time... you felt like you could fly.

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SmilesxAllxAround
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:04am UTC

Today is my birthday!
I'm Nineteen!
can I get at least nineteen faves? :)
c

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H2TK
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:06am UTC

Here's to the kids...
who stay up way too late.
Credit: FaveFormats

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lol1234
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:07am UTC

LIVE
fully
CREATE
happiness
IMAGINE
peace
SEEK
truth
LAUGH
often
HOPE
more
INSPIRE
change
LOVE
always

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aubweeexx
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:07am UTC

i wish you knew
how i really feel.

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:07am UTC

I ' m n o t m a d o r s a d .
I just hope you find what you need.

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Jade672
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:07am UTC

IF I cOuLD HoLD a sTaR ,
FOR {EVERYTIME} YOU MADE ME SMILE, I WOULD HAVE THE ENTIRE NIGHT
SKY IN THE PALM OF MY HAND.

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whymegirl101
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Witty!
Guess what?
I love you
you know why?
Because there are so many people who are like me
People who can relate to me
People who understand me
People who dont judge
Thank you
♥

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mwittym
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Cuz you've been hurt before
I can see it in your eyes
♥
nmf

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whoaitsmidge_x3
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:19pm UTC

If you're skinny, you're anorexic
If you're thick, you're obese
If you're a virgin, you're too good
If you're not a virgin, you're easy
If you smoke, you're trashy
If you don't smoke, you're not cool
If you have small boobs, you're flat
If you have big boobs, you're a wh*re
If you get good grades, you're a nerd
If you get bad grades, you're dumb
If you're friendly, you're fake
If you're quiet, you're rude
Society is never pleased.

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