Zayn was once told by a doctor not to l i f t anything h e a v y for 2 weeks. He replied with: "guess I'll have to pee sitting down then" ♥ credit to the "Passion for One Direction" page on Facebook:)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales..... Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small. Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale? Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible! Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell? Little girl: Then you ask him. nmf / Format by Sandrasaurus
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April 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC
Mum: Can I use your computer? Me: Sure. Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Logs out of every website* Me: *Double checks deleted History* Me: *Closes Chrome* Me: *Opens Internet Explorer* Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*
What type of mouse walks on two legs? Idk, what? nmf, followme(: Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs? Donald Duck? nmf, followme(: No, all ducks you idiot.