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  1. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:32am UTC
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  2. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:35am UTC
    me (surprised): omg
    me (amused): omg
    me (angry): omg
    me (sad): omg
    me (annoyed): omg
    me (scared): omg


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Roroashee Roroashee
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Showers;
    I never want to get in,
    &&never want to get out.
    just me?

  5. Jezabella Jezabella
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 8:17pm UTC

    Out of all the people on Earth,
    I can't stop thinking about him♥
    Format by: kaepow NMF

  6. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    *Father and Son Talking*
    Son: Dad, Can you write in the dark?
    Dad: Yeah I think so.. Why?
    Son: I need you to sign my report card.
    Fave if you get it(:

  7. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Here's to the kids whose
    kindness is mistaken for flirting.

  8. TwinkleStar234 TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    99% of the world is
    stupid
    I'm just so glad I'm the other 2%
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. blueshirt blueshirt
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
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  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    When guys do that cute little half-smile,
    and it's just asdfghjkl; adorable.

  11. mynamemypass mynamemypass
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 1:08pm UTC
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    D0 4M41Z1NG 7H1NG5!
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    B3 PR0UD! 0NLY
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    [♥]If you could read this. :D

  12. RachellaRingo32 RachellaRingo32
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Did you know
    that when a guy's eyes dilate or get bigger,
    He is looking at something he likes♥

  13. xoxomusicangel xoxomusicangel
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Zayn was once told by a doctor not to l i f t anything h e a v y for 2 weeks.
    He replied with:
    "guess I'll have to pee sitting down then"

    credit to the "Passion for One Direction" page on Facebook:)

  14. Laura001 Laura001
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
    Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
    Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
    Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
    Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
    Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
    Little girl: Then you ask him.
    nmf / Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Mum: Can I use your computer?
    Me: Sure.
    Me: *Deletes History*
    Me: *Logs out of every website*
    Me: *Double checks deleted History*
    Me: *Closes Chrome*
    Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
    Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

  16. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmf, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmf, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.

  17. HunterHayesWife HunterHayesWife
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Fave if you remember:
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
    Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

  18. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Mirror : "Whoaah You're Sexy Babe" !
    Camera: "Whoaaah You look Like Crap Bro" !

  19. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    'Cause 789.
    Not anymore, didn't you hear?
    6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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