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Arcade1012
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:47am UTC

The slow music plays,
The day begins to change,
The sky starts to set,
No one has noticed yet.
Hold your breath
And hold your tongue,
No one's lost,
No one's won.
Just keep going,
It's not that far now,
You know what you're doing,
But you just want to know how.
"Life isn't fair."
"This isn't right!"
It's going to keep happening,
Much to your despite.
You can alter the future,
But you can't change the past,
And though it may feel like it now,
You won't be the one whose last.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Me: *Lays down to go to sleep*
Me:
Me:
*20 minutes later*
Me: *Can't sleep.*
Me:
Me: *Gets up and picks up the phone*
Me:
Me: Okay, Channing. You need to stop dreaming about me, so I can go to sleep.
Channing Tatum: Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

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roseth0rn
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December 20, 2012 8:31pm UTC

RIP to all of the virginity lost tonight.

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Ellie_G
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December 18, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huumm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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timraandnicole
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December 18, 2012 6:32pm UTC

"you look tired" is basically like saying "did you even try today"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:21pm UTC

be honest;,
did anyone else
on here go through
the avril lavigne phase?

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:46pm UTC

it really amuses me when guys get nosebleeds
they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen
i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red liquid everywhere?
that
must
sy
suck
(tumblr)

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s4rc4sm
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 7:55pm UTC

O
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^ Thats steve, the creator of witty.
One fave = One high five/hug/thank you
come on, show him your love<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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abbfab99
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.

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yolo143youonlyliveonce
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 8:38pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC

I like wearing oversized sweaters.
Not because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Seriously, were you dropped as a baby?
Yes..IN A POOL OF SEXY!
well, it was obviously empty...
nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I wonder
what it’s like to wake up beside someone you love.
To open your eyes and the first thing you see
is them laying there sleeping peacefully.
It must be such a wonderful feeling.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 5, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Mom: If you break your leg, don't come running to me.
Me: If I broke my leg, I wouldn't be able to walk, let alone run.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 3:25pm UTC

My life would be 110% better
if I was a Victoria's Secret Angel

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 4:21pm UTC

You could be the greatest, you could be the best. You could be the King Kong, banging on your chest. You can beat the world, you can beat the war. You can talk to God, go banging on his door. You can throw your hands up, you can be the clock. You can move a mountain, you can break rocks. You can be the master, don't wait for luck.
Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself standing in the hall of fame.

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