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  1. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 12:56am UTC
    Help.
    I have done it again,
    I, have been here many times, before♥

  2. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 1:02am UTC
    Hurt, myself again, today.
    and the worst part is
    there's no one else to blame♥
    nmf

  3. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Be my
    F R I E N D
    hold me, wrap me
    T I G H T
    nmf/set fir to rain. adele

  4. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    You goober,

  5. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Dear Bruno Mars,
    Im pretty sure your eyes have to be open to see that her eyes were open...........
    Hypocrite.

  6. hannah_spongebob1997 hannah_spongebob1997
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    I Think It's Pretty Funny How On Blues Clues, The Blue Dog Is A Girl, & The Pink Dog Is A Boy.

  7. xLeilaa xLeilaa
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    The way couples smile before they kiss
    fml forever alone

  8. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
    has taught me more than my science teacher has.

  9. xxlexx6 xxlexx6
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: No
    Me: Fine I'll just freaking pee on your floor. Have fun cleaning it up.

  10. Beautifulheartmindbody Beautifulheartmindbody
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
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    Whenever I see a Math word probelm it looks a little like this: "If I have 10 ice cubes and you have eleven apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?" and the answer always turns out being something like: "Yellow, because aliens don't wear hats"
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  11. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    One Direction inverview:
    Interviewer: What is the one thing you can't live without?
    Liam: Probably my hair products.
    Zayn: My mobile.
    Louis: I'm gonna say my mobile phone.
    Harry: I'm gonna go...laptop.
    Niall: I'm going to say my heart.

  12. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    NMQ/ NMF
    Being in a relationship is like being tickled.
    It's fun at first, you laugh and giggle then it becomes more of a rush.
    & you get that funny feeling in your stomach.
    BUT SOON YOU FALL DOWN.&
    you can't breathe and tears come to your eyes. |||||||||||||||||||||| you get left on the floor
    b u t a s y o u l a y t h e r e a n d t h i n k a b o u t h o w e x c i t i n g i t h a d b e e n ,
    CATCHING YOUR BREATHE,&
    you get the strength to get up and chase someone else. ♥
    NMQ NMF

  13. awkwardmustachhe awkwardmustachhe
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    person: i can draw really well
    person: i'm really athletic
    person: i write really well
    person: i'm f ucking gorgeous
    person: i'm hilarious and likable
    person: i can dance really well
    me: i can breathe

  14. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    And who else...
    Has a parent who always asks how you did on a quiz,
    The day you take it?
    Seriously... did the teachers actually grade that fast when they were kids?

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Society: You're ugly, pathetic, worthless, pathetic, dumb, stupid, fat. Go kill yourself. Unwanted, forever alone, anorexic, freak.
    Me: *kills myself.*
    Society: Lol, why'd she do that?

  16. one_direction_infection_01 one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus Everyone thinks I'm a good girl, but maybe I just never get caught.♥ Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. kdsmith2398 kdsmith2398
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    "I make it rain on dem hoes!"
    "Grandma, stop peeing on the garden tools!"

  18. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. OliviaOreoo OliviaOreoo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    What If Air Is Actually Poisonous,
    And It Just Takes 80 Years Or More To Kill Us
    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you sir, belong on
    a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
    nmf

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