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one_direction_infection_01

1. one_direction_infection_01
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   Girl: What's your favorite band?
   Me: umm...White Eskimo.
   Girl: Really? I've never heard of White Eskimo. I like One Direction!
   Me:
   Girl:
   Me:
   Girl:
   Me: You are not a smart human being.
   
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2. one_direction_infection_01
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   April 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   *popular girl logs on to Witty* NOTIFICATIONS: 283974283743 "DAMNIT LESS NOTIFICATIONS THEN YESTERDAY!!!>:(" *me logging on to Witty* NOTIFICATIONS: 23 "HOLY SKDNVOIENSKLVNIEONS!! SCORREE!! #WINNING! SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG GET AT ME !!!" TRUE STORY. Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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3. one_direction_infection_01
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   April 27, 2012 5:49pm UTC
   Dear Drake,
   HUG ME BROTHA!
   Sincerely, Josh
   
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4. one_direction_infection_01
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   Dear Noah,
   We could've sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till' 5.
   Sincerely, Unicorns
   
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5. one_direction_infection_01
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   Add a Quote
   What kind of quote is this?
   • advice • away messages • break up • celeb of the moment
   • famous • flirty • friendship • funny
   • holiday • inspirational • love • lyrics
   • pictures • poems • requests • school
   • sports • story • serveys and quizzes • vent
   • UHH I DONT F*CKING KNOW?! <------------how bout' one of these..? Thanks. Anybody else?
   please fave, took me longer then youu thinkk(:
   <mq/mf>
   
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6. one_direction_infection_01
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   April 27, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   Fave this quote if atleast one person has annoyed you today.
   
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7. one_direction_infection_01
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   Don't highlight this quote...
   If you're reading this, you disobeyed! As punishment, you must fave this quote! Gotcchha(;
   
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8. one_direction_infection_01
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   April 27, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   FAV IF YOU AUTOMATICALLY HIGHLIGHTED THIS OUT OF INSTINCT!
   
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9. one_direction_infection_01
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   Format by Sandrasaurus Have you ever wondered why the birds on Angry Birds were called "Angry Birds"? Well, maybe it's because they're constantly hitting their heads off of wood, glass, bricks, etc., after being catipolted by idiots...? Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus Everyone thinks I'm a good girl, but maybe I just never get caught.♥ Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Fave this quote if you can barely go anywhere without your phone♥ Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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12. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    30 day challenge ;♥
    day 1- 15 facts about you.
    day 2- the initials of the person you love.
    day 3- your closest friends to you.
    day 4- the thing you most fear.
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life.
    day 6- favorite sport(s).
    day 7- favorite song.
    day 8- your deepest secret.
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now.
    day 10- last time you cried.
    day 11- thing closest to your heart.
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry.
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly.
    day 14- favorite book.
    day 15- favorite animal.
    day 16- favorite show.
    day 17- last time someone hurt you.
    day 18- the story behind your life.
    day 19- person who scares you the most.
    day 20- last major injury.
    day 21- favorite youtube video.
    day 22- phone type.
    day 23- biggest confection.
    day 24- last break up.
    day 25- last heart break.
    day 26- the day you regret the most.
    day 27- first friend.
    day 28- favorite drink.
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family.
    day 30- a letter to a friend.
    Day 1- #1: I love 1D
    #2: I have 2 sisters and a brother
    #3: I have 2 cats and a dog
    #4: I'm a straight A and B student
    #5:I love The Hunger Games
    #6: I hate taking selfies
    #7: I just got my braces off after 2&1/2 years
    #8: I don't trust anybody in my school anymore besides one or two people
    #9: I'm 13
    #10: My birthday is in August
    #11: I have a facebook, twitter, weheartit, tumblr &more
    #12: I play soccer
    #13: I'm obsessed with chapstick...yolo
    #14: I like to walk places
    #15: My favorite color is purple
    
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13. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Y.O.L.O. You Obviously Like Oreos duuh.. Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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14. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Person: "That awkward moment when One Direction isn't even talented." Me: "That awkward moment when YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP" Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Shut the eff up.
    oh . if you can't even say f*ck , then I'm not afraid of you .
    nmq/n
    nmq/nmf
    mq/nm
    nmf
    
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16. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Stranger → Best Friend
    ↑ ♥Love Cycle♥ ↓
    Ex ← Lover
    nmf
    
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17. one_direction_infection_01
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    April 22, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    "Can you rap?" Niall: "I can wrap a present!" Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    What if air was really poisenous, but it just took 85 years or so to kill us?
    Mind=blown.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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19. one_direction_infection_01
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    April 22, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Things that bug me #3: When DirectionATORs think they're Directioners, but they don't even know 1D's last names.. Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. one_direction_infection_01
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    April 22, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Things that bug me #2: When DirectionATORs spell Zayn's name like "Zain".. Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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