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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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beautifullybroken21
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Remember When
we thought we'd actually last forever? what a joke.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 1:54pm UTC

She's So Broken.
j u s t a l i t t l e n u d g e w i l l push her off the edge

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Yuri
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:09pm UTC

stopping the microwave at 1 second
and feeling like a bomb defuser

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:15pm UTC

who else hates it when
beautiful people call themselves ugly?
©livsbestfriendryan

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:25pm UTC

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 5:35pm UTC

i don't think she'll ever understand what i would've done for her..
and it's so stupid because i cared about her so much and i promised
myself that i'd never let myself think of a girl this way again,
i would've actually done pretty much anything just to make her happy.
all i wanted was to be that perfect guy that she'd fall in love with one day...
but in reality, that would have never of happened because i'm just a stupid guy
with strong feelings that is no where close to perfect. i have my whole life ahead
of me to find the right girl so i think i should just wait for her to come to me instead..
because i'm so done with opening up to girls, when all they do is hurt me and then
i end up hurting them back. i wasn't asking for a perfect girl.. just one who i could talk to
about anything, someone who's my best friend, who wants to talk to me everyday, and
a girl i can trust with my life.. but that's obviously too hard to ask for these days..
lmfao, no one seems to see that some guys have legitimate feelings too,
they'll just judge you before they even know you and i'm actually so sick of it.

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Gymnasticsrox13
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:03pm UTC

Have You Ever Wondered
1.can u cry underwater?
2. how important does a person have to
be before they are considerded
assassinated instead of just murder?
3. once you go to heaven, are you stuck
in the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
4. why does a round pizza come in a
square box?
5. If you drink Pepsi at work in a Cike
factory, do you get fired?
6. why do people pay to go to the top of
tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at the ground?
7. why do toasters go upto 9 minutes,
when that basiclly kills your bread?
8. can blind people see their dreams?
9. if corn oil is made from corn and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
the what is baby oil made of?
10. do the alphabet song and twinkle
twinkle little star song have the same
tune?
11. why did you just sing the two songs
above?

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terreson
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 4:01pm UTC

please read this
im 16, and im a guy. but that doesnt mean i cant be hurt.. in summer 2010.. i met a girl who lives 250 miles upstate from me... and the first time i saw her.. i was blown away.. i felt like i had known her my whole life... but she constantly would date people that would cheat on her. and for 5 months i stuck by her side as she told me she wasnt allowed to talk to me anymore because her boyfriend said so. and i did everything i could for her attention.. i finally got to be with her.. for 10 months of my life. our relationship was straight out of a fairytale... i was happier than ever. i was great. nothing could affect me. my child hood dog died. i ended up in the hospital and almost died myself. but i was perfectly ok. one night we got into a slight argument over something stupid and she ended things.. and i have hurt her in the past.. i do admit that.. and i feel horrible about it... but i sat there everyday crying myself to sleep. and begging for her to take me back. i wrote her long long notes and nothing changed.. then she got a new boyfriend... worst day of my life.. i stayed up all night crying.. we didnt speak for 2 weeks.. and then i had an idea.. i lied to my parents.. they gave me $150 dollars.. i spent $50 for a cab ride. $80 for a 4 hour train ride... i got as close as i could to her town.. i walked 5 hours in 20 degree weather with a windchill. in nothing but a sweat shirt and jeans. i got frost bite.. and i went all that way.. for a girl and only to get a goodbye.. only to dance with her get a kiss and tell her that our paths will one day cross again.. because i truly .. strongly believe that me and her are meant to be.. even though im 16.. ive told people my story and they tell me that they would take me back in a heartbeat if they were her and i did something practically straight out of a movie... i know after that what i did, i could have any girl i want... but there are 7 billion people in this world.. but she.. shes the only one i want.. and will ever want.. and i will spend the rest of my life.. trying to be with this girl.. if its the last thing i do.. i love you </3
please favorite this if you think she should give me another shot..

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hermione23katniss
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December 30, 2011 2:51pm UTC

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:39pm UTC

2012
p l e a s e b e g o o d

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cndcdancer97
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 10:17pm UTC

"So how far have you gone with a guy?"
"....Well there was this one time..we made eye contact. It was awesome."

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Yuri
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 4:02pm UTC

"Mom... Dad... I've decided I'm going to live on my own from now on."
"That's great! Your taking a big step in your life!"
"Your luggage is on the front porch."

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stillwaitingforyou
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:05pm UTC

Hello lovely readers; it's Emma, the author of BadGirlGoneGood
Sadly, Bad Girl Gone Good is practically over (Chapter 25 will be the very last chapter). So, after I'm done I will be starting a new story! The only problem is, I don't exactly know what I'm going to write! I need YOUR help to decide!
I've listed a few ideas below; I need all of you beauiful readers to do me a huge favor and fav this quote if you want me to write another story AND comment with which story idea you like the best! Thanks everyone:)
(Also, if you're not a normal reader of mine but want to read my new story, in your comment just mention that you want me to remind you when I post the beginning of whatever story I choose! Thanks!)
PS- I'm leaning towards option #4!
1) Friends With Benefits... and a Baby: (Genre: Drama and Romance)
Amber wasn't like most girls. She didn't want to fall in love because she was afraid of getting hurt. All she wanted to do was have fun. So, she made an arrangement with Jack, a guy at her school to "have some fun" every once in a while. They eventually become friends with benefits. But, when Amber finds out she's pregnant with Jack's baby her whole world comes crashing down and her perfect plan isn't exactly perfect anymore. She ends up meeting a nice guy named Scott who doesn't mind the fact she's pregnant with Jack's baby and wants to be her boyfriend. Amber was never willing to have a boyfriend before but there was something about Scott. However, things don't go smoothly when Jack finds out Amber is in love with Scott. Amber might have more to worry about than the fact that she's pregnant.
2) Rich Girl: (Genre: Romance and Inspirational)
In the wealthy town of Oak Hills everything is perfect. The Chamberline Mall only has the finest stores, the country club's golf course is always perfectly tended too. The boys look like Abercrombie models. Every girl has their designer purse strapped around their shoulders and a little show dog as their pet. But, this town is enclosed from the rest of the world. One day Lola meets a pool cleaner at her friend's house. She woulnd't usually dare talk to anyone who had such a low paying job but there was something about him. But Lola's going to find herself in some deep trouble since there's nothing worse than falling for a poor boy in Oak Hills... nothing.
3) How to Solve a Murder Without Being Murdered: (Genre: Murder Mystery)
Picture this, you and your best friends are in your room one night having one of your famous sleepovers. It's practically two in the morning and you're telling juicy secrets. In the middle of all this you hear a gun shot. You and all your friends run to your window. You see the lights go on in the house across the street and a dark figure run away. Then you hear a blood curdling scream. Finally you come into realilization that you had just witnessed a murder.
4) Let's Play a Love Game: (Genre: Drama and Romance)
Beverly, Lizzie and Kylie have had horrible luck with guys. They've either been cheated on, used, never been asked out or just can't find the right guy. The summer before Senior year they make a pack to find the one. Winner gets two tickets to California for the upcoming February Break, paid by the losers. But, their little game doesn't exactly go according to plan. Lizzie is in love with someone who is in love with someone else and that someone else just happens to be Beverly. But, Beverly doesn't like him, she likes Kylie's ex who cheated on her and isn't exactly boyfriend material. And Kylie is hopelessly in love with someone who isn't exactly avaliable at the moment. Oh, and that's just the beginning of it....
3 :LL

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on earth. We are treated like children, but expected to act like adults.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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That one annoying relative
Who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 5:31pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if
your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it? :D

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Girl: I have a question for you
Boy: alright ask me..
[[ short pause ]]
Girl: what do you see when you look in my eyes?
Boy: you honestly wanna know...?
Girl:yeah.
Boy: my future...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:38pm UTC

New Year = New Me
Who am I kidding?
I will be the same
Loving the same boy who doesn't love me back.
Doing the same mistakes over and over again.
And...still hoping for a good year.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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