Witty Profiles
Have You
Ever Wondered
1.can
u cry underwater?
2.
how important does a person have to
be before they are considerded
assassinated instead of just murder?
3.
once you go to heaven, are you stuck
in the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
4.
why does a round pizza come in a
square box?
5.
If you drink Pepsi at work in a Cike
factory, do you get fired?
6.
why do people pay to go to the top of
tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at the ground?
7.
why do toasters go upto 9 minutes,
when that basiclly kills your bread?
8.
can blind people see their
dreams?
9.
if corn oil is made from corn and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
the what is baby oil made of?
10.
do the alphabet song and twinkle
twinkle little star song have the same
tune?
11.
why did you just sing the two
songs
above?
678 faves · 20 comments · Dec 30, 2011 7:03pm
irock1345
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1 decade ago
1. not for long, you can't breathe
2. i think assassins are hired, right?
3. i hope not o.o
4. i guess it's easier to make square boxes
5. probably not, but they might make you throw it away
6. people are odd.
7. toaster makers are odd.
8. depends on if they were born blind or not
9. Mineral oil and pixie dust
10. wow, man... i think so! :D
11. lol
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nyomey009
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1 decade ago
lol they do sound the same !!!
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livsbestfriendryan
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1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS
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itsnickipewpyo
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1 decade ago
#11 (:
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DanceOnTheEdge
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1 decade ago
Blind people can only dream what they know, if they were born blind they cant see stuff because they dont know what its like they can just feel smell taste..etc. But if they were born with sight and something caused them to go blind they can see stuff in their dreams cause their mind knows it, lol sorry i sound like a know it all i just already knew :)
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KimberlyluvsU
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1 decade ago
i love #10 and #9 & #5
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CuddlePanda
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1 decade ago
I will answer number 11.
... Because I wanted to. :)
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Mirandacrissxo
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1 decade ago
At the end
You tricked me ;3
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Breeze
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1 decade ago
1.can u cry underwater?
I think you can't cry underwater. Not because of the water/tear thing... because you can't breathe...
2. how important does a person have to be before they are considerded assassinated instead of just murder?
I have no idea.
3. once you go to heaven, are you stuck in the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
No idea.
4. why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Squares stack better.
5. If you drink Pepsi at work in a Cike factory, do you get fired?
They probably wouldn't be that cruel but who knows?
6. why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at the ground?
Not sure what you mean...
7. why do toasters go upto 9 minutes, when that basiclly kills your bread?
Haha ikr?
8. can blind people see their dreams?
I would think so. Dreams are in the mind...
9. if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, the what is baby oil made of?
Something else ;)
10. do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star song have the same tune?
I already knew that ;p
11. why did you just sing the two songs above?
What? I didn't!!!
#13: Why did I answer every question?
Because I felt like it!
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lovehimmorethanwords
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1 decade ago
1. Yes
2. The difference between the two is that murder is for one's own personal benefit, & the murderer usually doesn't want to get caught.
3. Depends on your religious beliefs
4. Square boxes are easier to store, & ship, & less expensive.
5. In factories like that, there are very few human workers. They have machines in place.
6. To get a birds' eye view
7. because there are different types of bread, which take a lot longer to cook.
8. It depends on if they can see at all, & if they've been blind their whole life. For example, if a blind person can't see a thing, not even colors or light, & they've been so their entire life, then they'd have dreams about sounds, sensations, etc.
9. Baby oil is made from mineral oil.
10.Yes, they do.
11.To see if #10 is true.
Hope this answers everyones' questions(:
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xobrianna8397
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1 decade ago
Lol I actually started freaking out.
MIND=BLOWN
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BrownEyedGirl1212
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1 decade ago
#12- Why didnt you also say Baa baa black sheep in question 10?
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HIMYM
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1 decade ago
LOL at 11 xD cus i did sing both songs lol
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slowdance123
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1 decade ago
1- Yes, I have before.
2- I think you have to be in a high branch of government.
4- I think for efficiency
5- Yes!
7- If ppl like 2 burn their bread...lmaoo
9- LOL, probably random stupid stuff...
10- DUHH YES!!!
11- I didn't.
LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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kmorley
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1 decade ago
Yeah u can cry underwater i have before
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OliviaVentura
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1 decade ago
(: I love this.
And in fact, if you work at Pepsi, and you wear you Pepsi polo (their uniform) into a place that sells Coke products and not Pepsi products, you will be fired. Isn't that crazy? My boyfriend just started working there earlier this month and I was told that and I was like, "whoa." Haha. :p
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m*
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1 decade ago
why does everyone post the freaking hardest things to read
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keki19
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1 decade ago
love, love, love :)
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InYourWildestDreams
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1 decade ago
lolll after reading #10 i sang both of them and then laughed out loud when i read #11!!
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