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emilydesroro

1. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   We don't say "dating", we say "talking". Instead of saying "We're in a relationship." we say "We're a thing". We don't ask someone on a "date" we ask them to "hang". We forgot the feeling of butterflies. We date based on one-dimentional looks and apperances insead of the persons personality. We forgot "Making love" and learned to say "F*cking". Its no wonder why our generation doesn't know the meaning of commitment.
   
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2. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   that one bestfriend that turned into a stranger
   
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3. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 2:24pm UTC
   My grandmother pasted away
   so I logged into witty with tears in my eyes and looked up
   "Inspiratonal" on top quotes, and what I saw was
   Harry Styles this, and Niall Horan that, and Louis' butt this, and Zayns hair that, and Liam's turtles this, blah blah blah...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
   I am a directioner in every way, but I seriouly miss the old witty
   
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4. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   My grandmother pasted away exacly 78 minutes ago
   you will always be loved
   never forgotten
   and always in our hearts
   ♥
   
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5. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 3:15pm UTC
   Normal girls: He doesn't like me...
   Me: lol I'm a potato
   Normal girls: Relationship status- it's complicated
   Me: I never met my boyfriends ha.
   Normal girls: My boyfriend didn't call me...
   Me: My boyfriends don't know I exist...
   Normal girls: Ughh broke a nail.
   Me: I lost a follower? Thats really nice of you.
   Normal girls: I got betrayed by my best friend.
   Me: My best friend took my theme? No, just no.
   Normal girls: *Can't decide on what to wear*
   Me: *Has trouble gaining followers*
   Normal girls: My boyfriend is sexy.
   Me: My boyfriends are homosexual.
   tumblr
   
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6. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   Norman Girl Problem: Getting invited to two parties, can't decide which one to go to
   Fangirl Problem: Two sided poster
   tumblr
   
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7. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   Niall: Yes I like the way you smile wtih your eyes
   Me:
   Niall: If I'm louder, would you see me
   Me:
   Louis: Hands are silent
   Me:
   Louis: Voices numb
   Me: You guys need to get your senses checked or something.
   tumblr
   
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8. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   people are like music
   some speak the truth
   and others are just noise
   
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9. emilydesroro
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   being called
   fat
   hurts 10x more than
   I ever thought it would
   never dare say a girl is fat, because it absolutly kills her
   
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10. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:14am UTC
    Watching a hilarious show on comedy central,
    then that sad animal abuse commercial comes on
    and just kills the mood
    
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11. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Alice fell down
    the rabbit hole May 4th,
    147 years ago
    
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12. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    person 1: I can draw really well
    person 2: I'm really athletic
    person 3: I write really well
    person 4: I'm absolutly gorgeous
    persin 5: I'm hilarious and likeable
    person 6: I can dance really well
    person 7: I can do 4 back hand springs
    person 8: I have the best boyfriend in the whole world
    person 9: I can sing like Adele
    person 10: I can bench like 350
    me: I can breath
    
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13. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Did anyone relize that yesturday was
    April 20, 2012, otherwise known as
    "COVER THE NIGHT"
    fave if you forgot to "make him famous"
    
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14. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Heres to the girls who know more facts about their favorite band
    Then the history of their contry
    
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15. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    I stop my microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser.
    
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16. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    There are 6,987,716,951 people in the world.
    Only 5 will get to marry a member of One Direction.
    May the odds ever be in your favor Directioners.
    
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17. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Putting your things in a "safe place",
    then forgetting where that safe place is
    just me?
    
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18. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    In Every class,you have
    ~The wicked smart kid
    ~The sassy back talker
    ~That kid who treats Gym like the Olympics
    ~The 'Jock'
    ~The Justin Bieber/ OneDirection/Jonas Brother Fanatic
    ~The Horse Lover
    ~The strange boy
    ~The cheerleader
    ~The teachers pet
    ~The artistic girl
    ~The shy one
    ~That Hyper kid
    ~The nice one
    ~The class clown
    ~Then, the normal ones
    Which one are you?
    
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19. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Skinny is Beautiful
    but so is curvy
    and tall
    and long hair
    and short hair
    and freckles
    and dark skin
    and light skin
    and medium skin
    and thin arms
    and wide shoulders
    and tiny feet
    and long feet
    and small hands
    and long fingers
    and big teeth
    and wide wrists
    and long arms
    and blonde hair
    and red hair
    and black hair
    and brown hair
    and blue hair
    and curves
    and hips
    and small breasts
    and narrow fingers
    and chubby fingers
    and hight cheekbones
    and muscles
    and srong calves
    and big noses
    and tiny noses
    and round noses
    and thick eyebrows
    and loud voices
    and accents
    and intelligence
    and high voices
    and big toes
    and wide thighs
    and sharp ears
    and wide tummies
    and big hands
    and small tummies
    and wide hips
    and big butts
    and flat chesta
    and no butts
    and big eyes
    and slanted eyes
    and streaks
    and contacts
    and glasses
    and afros
    and straight hair
    and curly hair
    and moles
    and thin legs
    and stubby legs
    and big arms
    and big foreheads
    and lov handles
    and perfections
    and flaws
    
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20. emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    My hair might not be the longest, my teeth may be messed up, and I may be fat.
    BUT
    I can change all those things.
    You can't change that you have an ugly heart
    
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