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  1. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.

  2. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Blue Eyes
    People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind,
    pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always
    fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They
    are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They
    love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight
    up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone.
    If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss
    sometime in the next 5 days.

  3. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Rules For Flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give heryour jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    **************♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    Now make a wish
    Copy and post this or for 69 years your true love will hate you

  4. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE.
    What is their name? Sabrina
    Are you friends with this person? yes!
    Do you talk in this class? yeah too much
    Is this person your worst enemy?nooo.
    THE PERSON WHO SITS IN FRONT OF YOU IN SOCIAL STUDIES
    What is their name? Micaela
    Are they smart? yes but is too cocky bout it
    THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    What is his/her name? Taylor
    Are they funny? very.
    Are they your best friend? not best but close
    Do you play the same sport? nope.
    THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    What’s their name? Olivia
    Are they funny? yes.
    Annoying? no
    ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    What is their name? Meghan
    Can you talk to them about just anything? almost
    They your best friend? a very good friend
    RANDOM QUESTIONS.
    In a relationship? nope.
    One thing you want most? him to fianlly ask me out
    Your hair color? blonde
    Favorite class? LA
    Favorite teacher? Mr. Goffin
    Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? yes.
    Was there a lot of drama this year? yes
    Make any friends? yes him <3
    Lose any friends? yeah sortaa

  5. kmorley kmorley
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    April 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC
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    April 17, 2012 6:17pm UTC
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  7. kmorley kmorley
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    April 4, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    He knows how much i love One Direction so he will sing their songs to me when im feeling down!

  8. kmorley kmorley
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    April 1, 2012 9:49pm UTC
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  9. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    You have become by best friend, my everything we are closer then most couples even though we arent one. We havent known eachother that long but the time we have spent together feels like a life time. When we started school this year i had never even heard your name before but i remember that day i saw a girl hugging you and for some reason that got to me even though i didnt know your name at the time. Some how we found eachother and our friendship grew really fast, yes we both have feelings for eachother but i dont care what our label is as long as we are together. My friends catch you staring a me with that look in your eyes and i blush like crazy when they point it out. We have those cute fake fights all the time and we never run out of things to talk about no matter how silly our conversations are. I know we are young but i dont want to lose you EVER so please dont leave me.

  10. kmorley kmorley
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    March 31, 2012 10:10pm UTC
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  11. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    What boys think about at night. Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you

  12. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: neon green
    • Favorite Food: banana bread
    • Favorite Band: ONE DIRECTION!!!!
    • Favorite Movie: The Vow
    • Favorite Sport: volleyball
    • Favorite Season: Summer
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Milky Way
    • Favorite Time of Day: idk
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: confused
    • Current Taste: cheese
    • Current Clothes: jeans and long sleeve shirt
    • Current Computer: Tashiba
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: pink and blue
    • Current Time: 7:26 pm
    • Current Surroundings: bed, walls, phone, laptop
    • Current Annoyance(s): Him being bussy and only being my best friend
    • Current Thought: Why doesnt he ask me out
    5 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Kacey
    • First crush: Ben
    • First Screen Name: Jeankinz
    • First Pet: dogs
    • First Piercing: Ears
    6 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: mac n cheese
    • Last Car Ride: Lake Placid
    • Last Text Message: Hannah
    • Last Movie Seen: The Hunger Games
    • Last Item Bought: idk
    • Last Song Played: fight for you
    4 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yah
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: nah
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nah
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Yeah.
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: jeans and long sleeve shirt
    • You Did Last Night: yup
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: music
    • You Can't Live Without: my phone and troy
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. Cape Cod
    • 2. Lake Placid
    • 3. florida
    • 4. London England
    • 5. Rhode Island
    4 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Hannah
    • 2. Connor
    • 3. Troy
    • 4. Katie
    2 Choices
    • 1. Black or white: White
    • 2. Hot or Cold: Hot
    1 love
    Troy

  13. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    what boys think about at night
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you

  14. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  15. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    This is sad.....if this doesn't touch you......you're heartless. One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed & that it was time to move on. A Silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passes her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If you make this your status in the next two minutes someone special will text or call you. If you don't post this, your worse week will start tomorrow

  16. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    L i k e . . . T h i s . . . S t a t u s . . . I f . . . Y o u . . . L o v e . . . G o d . . . .R e p o s t . . . . A n d . . . H e . . . W i l l . . . D o . . . Y o u . . . A . . . M i r a c l e . . . Y o u . . . H a v e . . . 6 0 . . . S e c o n ds :)

  17. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    50 Favs I will ask him to hang out
    75 Favs I will hug him
    100 Favs I will kiss him
    200 Favs I will tell him I like him
    I promise to do them!!!! <3

  18. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:47am UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

  19. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    How guys flirt
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  20. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    What color is his hair: blonde
    What style is it: short.. snaggy not pasted the eyes though
    What color eyes: blue
    Cute smile: dear god yes.
    Braces: noo
    Glasses: no
    Abs: well dear god i hope so
    Height: actually a little shorter then me
    How did you meet him:schoool
    How long have you known him: couple months
    Does he consider you his friend: yup one of his best friends whose a girl
    Would you consider him your friend: Yessss.
    If you asked him for a hug, would he give you one: probably but he is awkward bout everything so that wouldnt b any different
    Does he play any sports: yuuup a lot
    Can he play the guitar: do think so
    What about any other musical instruments: he used to play the piano
    Last thing he said to you: Jokingly saying im a liar...we r talking right now
    Do you guys ever text: all the time!!!!!!!!
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: jeans or sweats and a t shirt of sweatshirt then a hat
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear:jeans cuz until he liked me it was always sweats
    Least favorite thing about him: His awkwardness
    Do you think that he likes you back: He did but then didnt but nothing has changed between us and my friends still find him staring at me
    Do your friends know that you like him: yeah
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: i dont think so
    Do your parents know that you like him: my mom suspects it
    Do they know he exists: of course!
    Do they know that you like him: nooopee
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him: my parents would like himm
    Have you met his parents: nopee.. but he has met my mom
    What would you do if he read this survey: hmm.. well id want to die cuz it'd be embarassingg(: but i dont think he would realize it was bout him

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