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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:39pm UTC

calories (noun);
tiny creatures that life in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

just bought a cd of ice cream van music.
now i drive with the stereo full blast, watching the disappointment on everyone's faces.

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Mom: Who are you laughing with?
Me: My laptop.....

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I got called lazy yesterday.
I almost replied.

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 11:39pm UTC

The creator of Winnie-The-Pooh made all of the characters have disorders so that kids who share the disorder could have someone to relate to and help them understand themselves and the world better.
Winnie the Pooh:
Eating Disorder
TIgger:
ADHD
Eyore:
Depression
Piglet:
Extreme Anxiety
Rabbit:
OCD
Christopher Robin:
Schitzophrenia
me: OH THE FEELS.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 2:27am UTC

when boys say lesbian couples are hot but gay guys are disgusting:
no.
when girls say gay guys are adorable but lesbians are disgusting:
also no.
when anyone thinks anyone is disgusting because of what gender they prefer:
no. no. no

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 11:24am UTC

shoutout to the people
who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on YahooAnswers

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:59am UTC

Steve's job is really tiring
Imagine having 300,000 teenage daughters.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 10:36am UTC

boys like it when you're playfully
mean to them
call them names
punch them on the shoulder
murder their families
format jimmy365

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC

justin timberlake
is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
neither can live while the other survives.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Can you imagine
if someone sent you
a list of all the reasons
why they love you?

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blahhxxemmy
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
me: I-
dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
me: *gets out*
dad:
me:
dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
me: *gets back in the car*
dad:
me:
dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
me:
dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
true story, lol

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you f*cking think for?

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delirant
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Popular Girl
I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
29 minutes ago · Like
Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
27 minutes ago ' like
Me
I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
My Dad You have me!:D
29 minutes ago · Like

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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juturna*
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
The Brandoncyrus days.
The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
When the advertisements were never here
When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments, please.

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