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cheerleader12
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July 15, 2012 8:00pm UTC

Friend: Omg your parents are SO nice!
Me: That's because you're here...

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UniicornLuvver7
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July 15, 2012 6:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
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July 15, 2012 7:30pm UTC

THING TO DO BEFORE I DIE : Go to the park & when someone asks which kid is mine, I will reply with I don't know yet . nmf;nmq

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brilovesrondo9
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:10pm UTC

You know you're a teenager
when..
you would rather..
ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping
turtles attached to your nipples than spend "quality time"
with your family!
i've done a few of these before.. should I do a series?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC

I wish I was beautiful,
Flawless pretty with soft skin and lovely eyes,
and hair that never seems to have a single knot or tangle
I want to have a smile that could brighten people's days,
and bright red lips that someone would actually want to kiss...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC

To tell you the truth
I don't have much to offer.
But I'll still give you everything I've got,
even if it's barely anything at all.
I'll give you late thoughts, long hugs,
someone to talk to, someone to care for,
someone who will always be there ,
a hand to hold, and somebody to lean on.
And if that's not enough,
just know you have all of me.
I hope that's enough...

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Do you ever feel like
People don't like you as much as you like them?

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 2:33pm UTC

You are so beautiful.
No, I'm not. I have tan lines, brown eyes, a big nose, dull hair, fat thighs, thin lips, ragged nails, and my dress size is double digits.
Your tan lines mean you have fun outside. I've fallen in love with your brown eyes. Your nose is exactly perfect. Your lips are amazing to kiss. Your bitten nails mean your strong, you've handled stress. Your thighs are muscular, not fat. And you look gorgeous in dresses, no matter what their size. You are beautiful, and your argument is invalid.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:42am UTC

I'm looking
for a girl who's cheeky and who will
make me chase her
the good chase
- Harry Styles
(OneDirection)

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:15pm UTC

What if your webcam was on
right now and broadcasting in
times square?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:48pm UTC

When people yawn,
do deaf people think they're screaming?

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
1111 tumblr

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 26, 2012 8:07pm UTC

"Please stay One Direction fans forever.
We need you."
-Liam Payne
-OneDirectionQuotes

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伤*
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 2:34pm UTC

A is for all the good times, we never want to end.
B is for the band, the five best of friends.
C is for carrots, Louis won our hearts.
D is for dancing, Zayns nerves at the start.
E is for eyes, Niall's are so blue.
F is for the fans, the old and the new.
G is for goals, they never give in.
H is for Harry, and his cheeky grin.
I is for individuals, coming together as one.
J is for Judges Houses, the place that it begun.
K is for Kids in America, their performance was grad.
L is for Liam and Louis, two-fifths of the band.
M is for Malik, Zayns last name.
N is for Niall, the one we all blame.
O is for obsession, or our amazing dedication.
P is for perfect, a standing ovation.
Q is for quiff, always in Zayns hair.
R is for rapping, French Prince of Bel Air.
S is for single, that went to number one.
T is for Tomlinson, who likes to have fun.
U is for urchin, that stung Louis in the sea.
V is for video diaries, and pouring cups of tea.
W is for "What Makes You Beautiful", the first song they released.
X is for X-Factor, we watched as their talent increased.
Y is for the years to come, the tours that they will do.
Z is for Zayn, and the One Direction crew
(OneDirection)
format credit to OneDirection/credit to trish of youtube

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC

falling for someone;
you never thought you'd fall for. ♥

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xPoptartStealerx
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May 3, 2012 8:31pm UTC

"Louis and Niall don't get many solos because their voices get girls pregnant"
-Harry Styles

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Lucile
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Dear hair,
when I flip you,
please make sure you
get One direction
overwhelmed.
Sencerely,
I really want to marry
them.

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hannah143
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 5:50pm UTC

One Direction
One Direction Nutrition Facts
% Variety *
Talent 100 %
Ugly 0%
Humor 100%
Stripes 20%
Nipples 120%
Attractive 100%
British 90%
Pigeon 1%
*Percents may vary depending on who you are.
WARNING: Too much at a time may lead to extreme fan-girling, excessive screaming, and you can become addicted.
Not my font, just came up with this idea.(:

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC

When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"

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伤*
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Fan: "Are you a Canadian?"
Niall: *Irish accent* "No, I'm British.."
Louis: "Niall, don't lie! he's Australian..."
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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