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When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"
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When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children. My first

2072 faves · 48 comments · Apr 24, 2012 7:11pm

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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
And your daughter shall be called Prim so when somebody calls her name you will shout "I volunteer as a tribute!"
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veryanonymous · 1 decade ago
only doing the top two... lol
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
I'm gonna also marry someone named Jesse.

Will you be my best friend?
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liVE_lAUGh_lOVE_ · 1 decade ago
i just read this and laughed for like 10 minutes :)
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alligator98 · 1 decade ago
and you should mary a guy named Jessie so that you can be Jessie's girl ;)
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ErynnNicole · 1 decade ago
your family will be the coolest family in the world.
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sarahisdaname · 1 decade ago
i love this<3
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summersunsett825 · 1 decade ago
will you marry a guy named jesse?
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megatron · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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quotingjenna · 1 decade ago
poor children...
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quotelover28 · 1 decade ago
i praise you
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itchythumbmaniac · 1 decade ago
haha my friend at camp said that she will marry a guy named Jesse so shes Jesse's girl and have a daughter named stacy so she will be stacys mom! luv this quote!
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emilyme · 1 decade ago
xD OMG!!! THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!
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Karapadamori · 1 decade ago
LOLOL
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xowonderstruckxo · 1 decade ago
what is the thisissparta from
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LoveMePlease912 · 1 decade ago
LMAO, I GET THE STACY ONE XD
MADE MY DAY!
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LetMeShine · 1 decade ago
I read this to my mom and I got this response
"You're sick in the mind child"

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dancer98 · 1 decade ago
Bahahahaha srry i feel bad for your future kids lmfao jk
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foreverme1331 · 1 decade ago
lolfr!!!
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HottBabeLuvzArse · 1 decade ago
My names Stacy! I dont have any siblings tho wahh
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