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Member Since: 7 Apr 2012 07:31pm

Last Seen: 12 May 2012 05:39pm

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hi everyone
yall are gonna hate my guts after this
here are the accounts ive been faking:
HayleeBieber
megatron
and hisexybeast
and sashasushixo
NO ONE SHOULD BELIEVE ME OR TALK TO ME.
i'm leaving so y'all wont hear of me ever again.
i'm a fake and yeah. bye.

  1. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:48am UTC
    IT IS
    WHAT
    IT IS

  2. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:12am UTC
    do you remember us at all?

  3. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    nothing feels like home,
    you're a thousand miles away.

  4. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    t h i n g s w i l l g e t b e t t e r ,
    i promise.

  5. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    do you know what it's like
    to actually need someone?

  6. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    YOU'RE GONNA LOSE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE. AND REALIZE THAT NO
    MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPENT WITH THEM OR HOW MUCH
    YOU APPRECIATE THEM AND TOLD THEM SO, IT WILL NEVER SEEM
    like it was enough.

  7. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    you can love someone so
    much... but you can never
    love people as much as
    you can miss them.-

  8. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    careful,
    i'm
    a hugger.

  9. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    it never gets easier
    you just get better.

  10. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    sometimes, when i'm lonely,
    i reread our conversations to
    make me feel better, but it
    usually just makes me
    feel worse.

  11. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    I just have to say, is witty going weird? Or am I just randomly seeing my profile picture, and everyone else's have that person sitting with no face?
    #confuseeeed

  13. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Hey I just met you,
    and this is crazy!
    But you're so sexy,
    so lets make babies.

  14. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    ♥\\\\\\\\\\♥
    She comes off as strong,
    but maybe she fell asleep crying.
    She acts like nothing is wrong,
    but maybe she's just really good at lying.
    ♥//////////♥

  15. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    tell me I can't,
    { I'll show you I can. }
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  16. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [x] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [x] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far:
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [x] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far:
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [x] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far:
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [] 7 to 10 - $500
    [x] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [x] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [x] Yes $0
    [] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: 2650$

  17. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I wish bad things didn't happen
    to such great people

  18. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    my love
    is on
    your side.

  19. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I'm sorry ;
    its hard being ugly as f**k.

  20. megatron megatron
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    No one has the right to judge us because no one really knows what we have been through. They may have heard about our stories, But they never did once feel what we felt in our hearts. ♥

:)

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