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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    making a joke
    in front of a ton of people
    and having them all crack up
    is one if the most beautiful feelings
    you’ll ever feel.
    Don’t deny it.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    imagine
    reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    does anyone ever see things in their dreams
    and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

  8. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Sister: What's a pedestrian?
    Me: Ask mom.
    Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
    Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
    Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
    Mom: But you are a pedestrain
    Sister: *cries*

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 7:15am UTC
    Some people should use a
    glue stick instead of
    chapstick.

  10. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    I am thankful for
    laughter,
    except when
    milk comes out of my
    nose.
    Woody Allen

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    "This password is weak"
    i don't care i want this password

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I don't know how people get
    eaten by sharks. I mean, how can you not hear the music?

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That one person
    you regret giving your number to.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    thinking
    about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:01am UTC
    DO NOT
    I repeat, do not, let anyone tell you that your music taste is wrong. I don’t care if you worship Ke$ha and find her songs to be the most groundbreaking and inspiring thing on the planet. You do that! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I fully support your music choices, whether or not I enjoy listening to them.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:08am UTC
    if you're
    going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    CAN YOU RELATEI hate it when i understand something AFTER the testformat credit rajsonkar

  19. Nika1997 Nika1997
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    That awkard moment when you're at your friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

  20. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:42pm UTC
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