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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    When I was a little kid
    I always said that my favorite flower was a dandelion, and my mom tried to explain to me that they were really just pesky weeds. But I never understood because they had petals, they were pretty, and you didn't even have to plant them.

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    Which U.S. state has the
    smallest soft drinks? Minisoda.

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    I feel like Justin Bieber is
    on the Proactive commercials mainly to convince people he's h/it puberty.

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Tell someone, "you wore that
    shirt the day after yesterday" and see how long it takes them to get it.


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  6. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    I'm just not feeling this 'school' thing anymore...

  7. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    99 % people in this world are stupid.
    Luckily, I'm on the other 4%.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    People say Disney gave us unrealistic expecations about love. In some
    ways that is true. But Disney also teaches us many other things about love.
    -Love is being with each other through hard times
    -Love is waiting
    -Love is sacrifice
    -Love is giving up fear and finding courage
    -Love is looking past flaws
    -Love is telling the truth
    -Love is giving up your old ways of living
    -Love looks beyond class and status
    -Love is believing in each other's dreams
    -Love changes you for the better
    -Love is letting go

  9. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I'm so proud of my mum!
    Because today, on the 12th of June,
    she kicked cancers a.ss.

  10. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Barney Stinson: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am.

  11. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Old Macdonald had a farm
    E I E I
    [HEAVY METAL SCREAM]
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  12. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 10:16am UTC
    If you have a problem hearing my music, let me know and I'll turn
    up the volume.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 7:01am UTC
    Why should we respect teachers when they don't respect us?
    I know they are helping us learn, and are giving us a good education for later on in life, but why should we give them respect? We are forced to go to school by law, by going to school we are giving teachers jobs. By giving teachers jobs we are giving them a way to earn money. We are the ones giving the teachers the chance to make a living, they should respect us.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    To Santa Claus and Little Sisters
    By, Anonymous
    Once,
    On yellow paper, with green lines, he wrote a poem,
    And called it "Chops"
    Because that was the name of his dog,
    And that's what it was all about.
    And his teacher gave him an "A"
    and a gold star,
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    And read it to all his aunts.
    That was the year his sister was born,
    With tiny toenails and no hair,
    And Father Tracy took them to the zoo
    And let them sing on the bus.
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a Christmas card
    Signed with a row of x's.
    And his father always tucked him in at night,
    And he was always there to do it.
    Once,
    On white paper, with blue lines, he wrote another poem.
    And he called it "Autumn"
    Because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about.
    And his teacher gave him an "A"
    And told him to write more clearly.
    And his mother didn't hang it on the kitchen door
    Because the door
    Had just been painted
    That was the year his sister got glasses,
    With black frames and thick lenses
    And the kids told him why mother and father
    Kissed a lot.
    And Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews,
    And the girl around the block laughed
    When he went to see Santa Claus at Macy's
    And his father stopped tucking him in at night,
    And got mad at him when he cried for him to.
    Once,
    On paper torn from his notebook, he wrote another poem,
    And he called it "Question Marked Innocence",
    Because that was the name of his grief
    And that's what it was all about.
    And the professor gave him an "A"
    And a strange and steady look.
    And his mother never hung it on the door
    Because he never let her see it.
    That year he found his sister necking on the back porch
    And his parents never kissed, or even smiled.
    And he forgot how the end of "Apostle's Creed" went,
    And Father Tracy died.
    And the girl around the block wore too much make-up
    That made him cough when he kissed her,
    But he kissed her anyway
    Once
    At 3 a.m., he tucked himself in bed,
    His father snoring soundly.
    He tried another poem, on the back of a pack of matches,
    And he called it "absolutely nothing"
    Because that's what it was all about.
    And he gave himself an "A"
    And a slash on each damp wrist
    And hung it on the bathroom door,
    Because he couldn't reach the kitchen.

  17. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    what about America’s Next Top Good Personality

  18. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Don't tell me I'm beautiful
    until you've seen me in the
    dead of night, red flowing
    from my wrist.
    Don't tell me I'm lovely until
    you've seen me sobbing at three
    in the morning, trying to fight
    off the demons in my head.
    Don't tell me I'm strong
    until you've see me break
    down under the weight
    of the world.
    Don't tell me I'm wonderful
    until you've seen all the scars
    that litter my pale flesh.
    Don't tell me you love me
    until you've seen me sit there,
    pill bottle in hand, breaking
    down because I never thought
    it would come to this.
    (DS)

  19. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    I was talking about suicide today. And some girl got sad. Another girl asked me what was wrong with her.
    I said I mentioned suicide. The girl said "Why she sad though? It's nothing big,just suicide"
    I was soo mad. And THEN she said. "No big deal,I hate how people kill themselves when people with cancer fight for there lifes,and for NO reason,it's stupid"
    I literally was about to punch her.

  20. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

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