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  1. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  2. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  3. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  4. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  5. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  6. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  7. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  8. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  9. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  10. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    When your teacher gives you a 30 min. lecture
    on wasting time.

  11. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Take me away
    A secret place
    A s weet escape
    Take me away
    Take me away
    To better days
    Take me away
    A hiding place
    - natasha bedingfield

  12. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    When you look up a question on Google and then there is a Wiki Answers thing
    that is basically perfect so you open the link...
    and BOOM, there is that orange box thing on the bottom that says something like:
    "Do you know the answer? Answer it!"
    That is lovely, thank you.

  13. glitter162* glitter162* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Who knew that an average US
    prison meal is more nutritious than a public school one

  14. glitter162* glitter162* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Are the Pringles guy and the
    Monopoly guy related?

  15. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    what if you found someone from your school's witty?
    Would you comment on their profile?
    Tell them at school you found it?
    Risk yourself getting found out?
    Just curious, what would you do?

  16. glitter162* glitter162* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    I'm too lazy to ever write a
    biography. Story of my life.

  17. Tay* Tay*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Yesterday we were just children
    Playing soldiers, just pretending.
    Dreaming dreams with happy endings.
    In backyards, winning battles
    With the wooden swords.
    But now we've stepped into a cruel world.
    .

  18. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Hello. Stop scrolling. Just for a minute. This won't take long.
    Turn your phone on silent and turn your music off. Shut your door, make sure you're alone. Now get comfortable. Take a deep breath. And close your eyes. And try really hard to forget about anything else that's happening because the most important thing is you're breathing. Keep breathing. Slow and steady. And don't think, don't hear, don't see, just feel. Feel and breathe. And when you open your eyes, just remember, the most important thing is that you're breathing.

  19. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    I still think of 10 years ago as the 90's.
    Not 2003

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 12:28am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I didn't lose a follower.
    A follower lost me.

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