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  1. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    Llamas With Hats #1
    Paul: why on earth would you do that
    Carl: i was hungry for hands gimmie a break!
    Paul: Carlll:
    Carl: my stomach was making the rumblies
    Paul: Caarl!
    Carl: That only hands would satisfy!
    Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!
    Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s—that’s two things!

  2. Vampgirl101 Vampgirl101
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    today HE came up behind me in the hall tapped me on the shoulder, and when i turned he said "I luv u."
    lol, jk
    HE said hi then walked away=D

  3. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    Dear Dracula,
    Remember that night nine months ago? Well... we have a son.
    His name is Edward.
    Sincerely, Tinkerbell

  4. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Drake and josh quotes
    Drake: I think Dad has a problem.
    Josh: I got him that dandruff shampoo!
    Drake: Not a dandruff problem, a woman problem.
    Josh: Dad has cramps?

  5. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    A Snail That Meows
    a squirrel in an astronaut suit
    a crab with a whale as a daughter
    The creators of spongebob were clearly high.

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Turning off the light downstairs,
    and running upstairs so no one kills you

  7. Vampgirl101 Vampgirl101
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    STEVE
    'nuff said.

  8. SMstories SMstories
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:01pm UTC
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  9. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:44pm UTC
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  10. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. E* E*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 6:45am UTC
    i don't want a rose ;
    i want a daisy picked for my hair. 
    i don't want some fancy box of chocolates ;
    i want a burnt cookie you made for me.
    i don't want to go to some upscale restaurant ;
    let's just have a picnic in the park.
    & we don't have to go to the movies ;
    we could just watch tv until we fall asleep in each other's arms.

  13. xJulianaBabyxx3 xJulianaBabyxx3
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Modern Warfare 3 (:

  14. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    "Bears Are More Scared Of You
    Than You Are Of It ."
    "Did The Bear Tell You That?"

  15. Evil_Baby Evil_Baby
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    Me: oh Awesome! This is bendy!
    *SNAP*
    Me: Oh..

  16. monkey314 monkey314
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥-------------♥
    My name is Chris, I am three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't do wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight. I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called ,I press myself, Against the wall. I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.'I'm sorry!', I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless ,Sprawled on the floor. My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
    fave if you're against child abuse
    ♥-------------♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  17. whydoeslovehurt whydoeslovehurt
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    It's not lazy, it's called;
    Selective Participation♥
    nmf - my quote, as far as I know :)

  18. JustAnotherHopelessDreamer JustAnotherHopelessDreamer
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    Sparks Fly
    Chapter 1“Welcome to McKinley High School, Teagan! I’m sure you’ll find your time here better than your experience at your last school!”
    I looked around.
    Cheerleaders were dangling off the arms of football players.
    Geeks were getting shoved around.
    Freshmen were running around trying to get to their next class in one piece.
    It didn’t look any different from my last school.
    Just then, a soccer player ran up to the principal.
    “Sorry I’m late Mrs. Bower,” he said breathily.
    “That’s okay. Teagan, this is Carter. He’ll be your guide for the first week,” Mrs. Bower said, gesturing to the soccer player.
    “Hello beautiful,” he whistled, “I'm Carter Sullivan,” he said, sticking his hand out.
    I gave him a nod.
    I don’t do handshakes, or any kind of physical contact.
    He looked a little bit hurt at my rejection of his handshake.
    “Carter, why don’t you take Teagan up to her locker?”
    “Sure Mrs. Bower,” he said with a smile.
    He led me upstairs to an empty locker.
    “Locker A213,” he said, opening up the locker. “Right next to mine,” he said with a grin.
    “Don’t push it,” I muttered. “What’s my combo?”
    He dug into his pockets for a wrinkled piece of paper.
    “Sorry it’s so wrinkled,” he apologized.
    I ignored him. Five minutes with this guy and I already decided I didn’t like him.
    He’s only known me for five minutes and he’s already flirting with me.
    He’s exactly the kind of guy that got me into rehab.***A/N - I like writing multiple stories at one time.. :37 followers ♥ I love you all so much(:Teagan - http://www.paklinks.com/gsmedia/files/72794/brown_hair_specials.jpgCarter - http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/3/34/Tom_Felton_2.jpg Teagan's outfit - http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=39418431(Yeah Tom Felton <3 He's hot)I'm a huge Glee and Harry Potter fan if you can't tellxoxoJustAnotherHopelessDreamer

  19. Vampgirl101 Vampgirl101
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Funny Quiz!
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: PURPLE!!!
    • Favorite Food: Oarnge Chicken!!
    • Favorite Singer: there are way to many<3
    • Favorite Show: VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Favorite Sport: dancing
    • Favorite Season: summer
    • Favorite Day of the Week: Friday/thursday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate
    Favorite Time of Day: night time
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: ew! homework
    • Current Taste: my mouth
    • Current Clothes: stretchy pants, and a long sleeve shirt...
    • Current Computer: a Toshiba
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: none... soon to be black
    • Current Time: 11:49 am
    • Current Surroundings: a house
    • Current Annoyance(s): HOMEWORK!!!
    • Current Thought: history
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: dessirae!
    • First crush this school year: Tom=(
    • First Screen Name: Vampgirl101
    • First Pet: fish(: they died:(
    • First Piercing: ears...
    • First Thing You Did Today: got outta bed... then i ate a taco
    • First Thing You Ate Today: TACO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • First School: layton... i think
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: TACO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Last Car Ride: last night to my house
    • Last Text Message: punch the hoes!(inside joke)
    • Last Movie Seen: Green Lantern
    • Last Item Bought: movies
    • Last CD Played: BradPaisley
    • Last Website : witty!(:
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: nope
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: shhh...loljk
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: no, never. not yet anyways
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: nope
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass door: not that i remember
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: no
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. LasVegas
    • 2. California
    • 3. Wyoming
    • 4. St. George
    • 5. My House
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: i am so not answering this again
    • You Did Last Night: slept;D
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: the t.v.
    • You Can't Live Without: food and oxygen
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    Tori
    Lerisa
    ???
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white?; Black
    • 2. hot or cold: Hot
    1 Love
    • My bestest buddies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. SMstories SMstories
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:45pm UTC
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