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  1. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 3:41am UTC
    Life will break you.
    Nobody can protect you from that,
    and living alone won’t either,
    for solitude will also
    break you with its yearning.
    You have to love.
    You have to feel.
    It is the reason you are here on earth.
    You are here to risk your heart.
    You are here to be swallowed up.
    And when it happens that you are
    broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near,
    let yourself sit by an apple tree and
    listen to the apples falling all around you
    in heaps, wasting their sweetness.
    Tell yourself
    you tasted as many as you could.

  2. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 12:11am UTC
    He offered
    her the
    world .
    She said
    she had her
    own.

  3. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    I love
    your deep brown eyes
    I love
    your golden hair
    I love
    how much taller you are
    I love
    your clothes
    I love
    your amazing smile
    I love
    the way you walk with your hands in your pocket
    I love
    the way you look away when you meet my eyes
    I love
    the way you laugh
    I also love
    the way you ignore me
    I "love"
    the way you hurt me
    And how sad I am that
    you never seem to
    have realized...
    nmf.

  4. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:49am UTC

    .
    <º))))><
    ♒For a moment there,
    I saw an ounce of promise in you.
    But you weren't strong enough
    to follow through on that.
    I just hope for your sake
    that you one day find it again;
    That you manage to brush away
    the rubble in your head
    and find a way
    to love, and be loved.
    It's something you've been without
    for far too long.

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  5. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    How to get rejected by your Crush
    Be at a place in your life where you’re desperate for companionship. Your mind is starting to play tricks on you. You’re getting crushes on the person who works at your corner deli, your friends’ significant others, a beautiful elm tree. You’re so starving for love that you allow yourself to fall before there’s anyone even there to catch you.
    Meet someone through a friend or at a party or online and really, really like them. You know you can’t really trust yourself these days (Is this person really great or are you just eager to get into a relationship?) but dive head first anyway. Make jokes and bring your boyfriend or girlfriend game. Behave like an eligible person who deserves to be in a relationship. At a certain age, it’s assumed that if you’re still single it’s because you’re defective. You’re not though. You’ve just been unfairly passed over. So joke, joke, joke. Touch, touch, touch. Follow the script. You think you’re getting somewhere here.
    Have the other person be hard to read. They do things like pick an eyelash out of your eye or pour you a glass of water without asking that makes you think that they’re super into you. Who picks an eyelash out of someone’s eye unless they want to marry them?! Right, guys?! You hold on to these flirty actions like they’re Jesus Christ. You subsist on them like a starving child who’s having their first meal in months. They fuel your delusions. They keep you happy.
    Think about your crush constantly. Try to ignore the fact that you’ve only hung out like twice and you barely know them. That doesn’t matter. You’re thinking about what COULD be. You COULD be this person’s boyfriend. You COULD make them fall in love with you. It’s like they’re a blank sketch of a human being and you’re filling in the lines.
    Analyze every little thing they do to you. Feel distant when they don’t talk to you for ten minutes when you all go out to get drinks with friends. Decide that this means they hate you and will never want to see you naked. Start to feel discouraged and wonder that they might not be into you after all. (Note: This whole crushing process has only been 7 days long.)
    Realize that the only way you can return to normal is if you just ask them flat out, “DO YOU LIKE ME?” Do so over text message one day in the middle of the afternoon and feel like you’re going to throw up. Feel pathetic that someone you barely know can have this effect on you. Wait a few hours to hear back and wish you could just take an Ambien at 6pm and wake up in the morning to their text message.
    Hear back from them right before bed. They’re not into it. No need to even go into the wording of it. The message is always the same. Feel a wave of sadness come over you and immediately be embarrassed about it. You don’t know what’s more shameful: Being rejected by a near stranger or being devastated by that rejection. Vow to toughen up. Vow to stop trying so hard. If you stop caring, you won’t be disappointed. But, wait, isn’t that impossible? Does anyone ever truly not care about finding love? They say love happens when you’re not looking for it but that’s a silly joke. We’re always looking. It’s human nature to want to be found. It’s human nature to also get crushed by your crushes, no matter how pointless they seem. It’s always important to remember this though: Crushes are usually almost always about you. They form in your head, you water the crush plants, and then they wither and die in your head. It’s rarely ever about who the other person truly is. How can you truly care so much about someone when you never had them?

  6. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:06am UTC
    How to get rejected by your Crush
    Be at a place in your life where you’re desperate for companionship. Your mind is starting to play tricks on you. You’re getting crushes on the person who works at your corner deli, your friends’ significant others, a beautiful elm tree. You’re so starving for love that you allow yourself to fall before there’s anyone even there to catch you.
    Meet someone through a friend or at a party or online and really, really like them. You know you can’t really trust yourself these days (Is this person really great or are you just eager to get into a relationship?) but dive head first anyway. Make jokes and bring your boyfriend or girlfriend game. Behave like an eligible person who deserves to be in a relationship. At a certain age, it’s assumed that if you’re still single it’s because you’re defective. You’re not though. You’ve just been unfairly passed over. So joke, joke, joke. Touch, touch, touch. Follow the script. You think you’re getting somewhere here.
    Have the other person be hard to read. They do things like pick an eyelash out of your eye or pour you a glass of water without asking that makes you think that they’re super into you. Who picks an eyelash out of someone’s eye unless they want to marry them?! Right, guys?! You hold on to these flirty actions like they’re Jesus Christ. You subsist on them like a starving child who’s having their first meal in months. They fuel your delusions. They keep you happy.
    Think about your crush constantly. Try to ignore the fact that you’ve only hung out like twice and you barely know them. That doesn’t matter. You’re thinking about what COULD be. You COULD be this person’s boyfriend. You COULD make them fall in love with you. It’s like they’re a blank sketch of a human being and you’re filling in the lines.
    Analyze every little thing they do to you. Feel distant when they don’t talk to you for ten minutes when you all go out to get drinks with friends. Decide that this means they hate you and will never want to see you naked. Start to feel discouraged and wonder that they might not be into you after all. (Note: This whole crushing process has only been 7 days long.)
    Realize that the only way you can return to normal is if you just ask them flat out, “DO YOU LIKE ME?” Do so over text message one day in the middle of the afternoon and feel like you’re going to throw up. Feel pathetic that someone you barely know can have this effect on you. Wait a few hours to hear back and wish you could just take an Ambien at 6pm and wake up in the morning to their text message.
    Hear back from them right before bed. They’re not into it. No need to even go into the wording of it. The message is always the same. Feel a wave of sadness come over you and immediately be embarrassed about it. You don’t know what’s more shameful: Being rejected by a near stranger or being devastated by that rejection. Vow to toughen up. Vow to stop trying so hard. If you stop caring, you won’t be disappointed. But, wait, isn’t that impossible? Does anyone ever truly not care about finding love? They say love happens when you’re not looking for it but that’s a silly joke. We’re always looking. It’s human nature to want to be found. It’s human nature to also get crushed by your crushes, no matter how pointless they seem. It’s always important to remember this though: Crushes are usually almost always about you. They form in your head, you water the crush plants, and then they wither and die in your head. It’s rarely ever about who the other person truly is. How can you truly care so much about someone when you never had them?

  7. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 2:19am UTC
    YOLO is
    carpe diem for dumb people.

  8. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 4:28am UTC
    Hey, I heard you were a
    wild one
    i
    nmf.

  9. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    You deserve
    to be with someone who makes you happy. Someone who's not going to complicate your life. Someone who won't hurt you.

  10. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    Everyone who knows you
    knows that they
    don't know you.
    i
    nmf.

  11. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 3:52am UTC
    I feel so alone

  12. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:02am UTC

    .
    <º))))><
    ♒You were salty and he was interested — idly so, interested as though you were the weather on a day he planned to drive to the beach, interested like you were a book written by an author he used to adore but now, not so much — sort of tenuous interest that could tip in either direction at any moment and once you knew that, it was the beginning of the end. The beginning of the end began the night you met; this is just how it works.♒
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  13. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:46pm UTC

    .
    <º))))><
    ♒You were salty and he was interested — idly so, interested as though you were the weather on a day he planned to drive to the beach, interested like you were a book written by an author he used to adore but now, not so much — sort of tenuous interest that could tip in either direction at any moment and once you knew that, it was the beginning of the end. The beginning of the end began the night you met; this is just how it works.♒
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  14. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    I wish falling in love had traffic lights
    So I would know if I should:
    Go for it,
    Slow down, or
    Just stop.

  15. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    He lost someone who cared
    &
    I lost someone who didn't
    Who is the loser now?
    i
    nmf.

  16. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:25am UTC
    The more you think about
    him, the longer it will take
    for you to get over him
    nmf.

  17. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:10am UTC
    I don't know what
    "we" are. Sometimes I feel like we're really close, but then on other days you treat me like I'm just an acquantance or some sort of unwanted stranger.
    I wish I had an idead of how you felt about me
    so I could sort out the feelings I have towards you.

  18. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 6:57pm UTC

    I think for once, It might work out for us

  19. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:49pm UTC

    Today,
    I went on my first date.
    <3

  20. beccar0ni beccar0ni
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 1:56am UTC
    You don't like me.
    I am trying to be okay with that.

:)

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