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  2. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  3. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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  6. ndmarina9 ndmarina9
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    •••••••••
    A drunk and a high guy approach a stop sign..
    The drunk guy runs it.. and the high guy waits for it to turn green..
    •••••••••
    (●̮̮̃•̃)
    /█\
    .Π.

  7. MissBaleigh MissBaleigh
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    So for 11/11/11
    My friends boyfriend broke up with
    her just so he can ask her back out
    on 11/11/11 at 11:11 <3

    nmf

  8. cupcake069 cupcake069
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    i'm NOT MUFFIN-TOPP iNG,
    I'm cupcake-ing


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  11. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    format by; idance
    WHEN YOU SEE A hot boy;
    5% - wonder if he's single
    5%- creep from a distance
    5%- SMI LE L I KE A WEIRDO
    85%-make sure they're not dreaming

  12. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #72
    Brittany To Finn: "You cannot call your future
    president an idiot. It's mean, it's bullying and I
    WON'T ACCEPT IT”
    Glee

  13. ChrisD ChrisD
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Awkwardly standing there
    while your friend talks too someone you don't know...

  14. pcelovekap pcelovekap
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    AMERICA'S
    punishment for leaving England is losing their accents. nmf

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    I study, I take the test, I pass it.
    Then I forget what I learned.
    best. teacher. ever.

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 1:20pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    That never has a clue whats going on.

  17. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    If you say the word
    'douche' fast and repetitevly, it will sound like the beat of a techno song..

  18. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    to ∞ & →

  19. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    CAN THIS QUOTE GET
    1,440 favourites in 1440 minutes
    (24 hours)
    if you hate cancer
    and wish it had a cure

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    ***
    dear mom & dad,
    if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
    sincerely, your daughter is a leader not a follower
    ***

:)

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