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Hi my name is Daisy, i do soccer and swim. I love to laugh :P My Favorite animal is a Monkey. I love my family so much that i'd rather be with them than with my closest friends.

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monkey314
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Remember when we were kids, and we were all nice and polite?
Well, now all you hear about is 7year olds dropping F bombs and disrespecting their parents.
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monkey314
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 10:32pm UTC

I hope i'm not the only one
out there that's in love with
Ed Westwick <3

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monkey314
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December 18, 2011 10:30pm UTC

If you're actually are looking forward to going to school, it's really because you want to see him:)

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monkey314
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 9:33pm UTC

One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

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monkey314
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December 3, 2011 2:07pm UTC

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monkey314
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 5:51pm UTC

Snowball Fight!!! ♥ o´¯`❄.¸(░)`O.¸¸.¸.o´¯`❄.¸(░)`O.❄。¨¯`*✲ ´*。.❄¨¯`*✲。❄*´*。✲O.¸¸.¸.o´¯`o.¸(░) `O.¸¸.✲.¸.o´¯`¸.o´¯`❄¸(░)`O.¸¸.¸.✲´¯`o.¸(░) `O.¸❄。`O.¸¸.¸.o´¯`❄。¨¯`*✲....¸.o´¯`o.¸(░) `O.¸¸.¸.o´¯`❄.¸(░)´*。✲´*。.❄¨¯`*✲。❄。*。¨¯`*✲

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monkey314
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC

That Sexy Face
before you seeze ;)

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monkey314
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November 12, 2011 2:05pm UTC

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My name is Chris, I am three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't do wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight. I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called ,I press myself, Against the wall. I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.'I'm sorry!', I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless ,Sprawled on the floor. My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
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monkey314
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 9:34pm UTC

div >
If you have taken a minute to read this...
God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor.
If you believe in God…
drop everything and re-post it.
eh. letsee if it works ^_^

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monkey314
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 8:24pm UTC

So there's this kid in my school and he is probably the hotest guy i have ever seen. He's a junior and i'm a freshman, and he has a girlfriend -__- so i have no chance with him. But he always glances at me really quick through the hallways, but he probably looks at every girl that walks by. So this one day i was having trouble with my locker so he just showed up behind me out of nowhere and helped me open it. I know that might not sound like much, but to a girl like me, it means everything. ♥

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monkey314
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September 17, 2011 10:00am UTC

♥ we all deserve a prince

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monkey314
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 4:17pm UTC

The Difference Between Dreams & Success Is, Dreams Need Effortless Sleep & Success Needs Sleepless Efforts
-- AKON

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monkey314
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 10:54am UTC

COME AT ME IRENE!
I DARE YOU!
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monkey314
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:40am UTC

Yesterday i was at the store and
i saw this packet of tissues.
on it it read,
'GOT SNOT?'
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monkey314
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Confession # 1I'm in love with someone that i've dated + he hurt me.But i just cant seem to get over him

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monkey314
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 2:33pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
'Swatches' are watches that are made in Switzerland.
So if there were watches made in Croatia, would they be called 'Crotches' ?
- Dane Cook :)
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monkey314
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:08pm UTC

Nobody Likes Being Forgotten

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monkey314
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 2:56pm UTC

In kindergarten
at recess i remember when we used to say
"I'll meet you at the big tree!'
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monkey314
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 9:56am UTC

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that awkward moment when your shoes squeak during class and you have to explain to people that is was just your shoe :P
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nmf/ mq

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monkey314
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 10:24pm UTC

Happy Birthday
to me!!!
July 29,1997

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